bellamy blake owns this ass!!!!!!

i remember when i was at this shitty christian summer camp as a kid they kept giving us salads for lunch and one of the counselors was like “whoevers in charge of putting salad on the menu every day needs to be taken out back and done like they did ol yeller” but the admin overheard and made us all hold hands and ask god to forgive her

i’m not arguing with a girl with big titties. whatever you say beautiful 😵‍💫💕

i love when women are like looking for smth in their pocketbook and u hear like glass breaking and bombs going off from inside there

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

music from the 80s is great bc they were like how many sounds can we put in this before it becomes a headache machine and the answer was never enough

i think id black out if i experienced even an ounce of romance at this point

gnight fuckos

Why why why does god work in mysyerious ways

Just be straight up bro just be yourself

SCREAMINgGGGG