š» GENERAL RULES š»
Well, well, well, dear listeners! Iām absolutely delighted you found your way to my studio. Itās on the far side of Hell after all! Now, before you make me waste my breath on your little confessions, there are some ground rules that weāll need to set.
1. Age isnāt just a numberā¼
ā¼ You must be 18 or older to send me your transmissions. Iām the Radio Demon, dear~ not your babysitter.
2. Flirtatiousness and Chaos are Welcome (to a Point)
ā¼ I do so relish the excitement of a lively discourse, but there are limits to my generosity. If your contributions to my broadcast verge into the realm of inappropriate or excessively repetitive, I shall simply tune you out. Consider it a bit of... 'quality control.' After all, my time and attention are preciousāand I shall *not* suffer through any unnecessary noise. Do we have an understanding?
3. Not Every Transmission Gets Answered
ā¼ Alas! Signal in Hell isnāt always the best, so there are some messages that wonāt quite reach me. Iāll respond when I can I have far more entertaining things to do than answer every single whim. Hahaha! Iām a free demon now after all.
4. Tag Yourself
ā¼ When you share your thoughts with me, donāt forget to add your name or a delightful emoji before your message. I do love knowing my regular listeners.
5. No Trauma Dumping
ā¼ This is a place of entertainment, not a therapy session! I have no interest in hearing about such woeful tales. If your message is laden with trauma, emotional baggage, or any form of negativity, I assure you! It will be promptly taken care of by Nifty. Oh how she does love cleaning up the garbage. No, Nifty will not be using this blog.
6. I Speak as Alastor
ā¼ I am a solo act after all! When you hear a voice coming from my broadcast, it will be me and my voice alone, nobody else's. And as such, I shall respond with full honesty as I see fit. I donāt mince my words, darling! (I, the owner of the blog shall be responding in character most of the time.)
š¦ About the Owner: - Very busy. Accounting & Business Management Student. So many ledgers⦠ick.) - To be frank, my attention span is bad. I always go for the shiniest/most interesting thing I see, and as of now, it's this blog. - I also work irl, so I have a lot of obligations that may render me incapable of answering immediately in the event that there comes an influx of asks.
















