alastor's gf

love this (:

based some of this off natural born killers

alastor x chaotic reader

you met alastor at the hotel, you were (key word were) a patron

you were trying to stay clean and “renew yourself” or whatever

as soon as he walked through the door you knew

you were a known demon, conquering many turfs after exterminations

alastor of course had heard of you and recognized you

“ y/n? isn’t it? pleased to meet you dear,” he’d smile and do a little bow

your face would be pink you were immediately drawn to him

“you know my darlin’ “ he’d inch close to you and trap you agaist the wall

“you have quite the reputation, ive seen you cut the heads off of many a demon, very...sintilating”

you’d push him back standing your ground much to his pleasent surprise

“i’ve heard of you too pretty boy, back off. i am not fuckin’ afraid of you.” you’d raise your voice as your fists grew firey

he’d just laugh and put his hand under your chin

“so you think i’m a pretty boy?”

he’d pull you close

flustered you’d whisper “yes”

“lets go for a walk sweet dangerous dame” he’d smile as he teased

in response you wrap your arms around his shoulders. “let’s go for a walk alastor the almighty powerful radio demon”

he loves how forward you were, he was very very very intrigued about you

you two would take a stroll cracking jokes and cracking skulls

chatting about how you view things, what you hate, what you love, and halfway through the talk your fingers would be intertwined with his

the two of you would be strolling and you’d coeme across the one and only lucifer; taking a walk with his wife

alastor would freeze but you would be eager to go for lucifer himself

you’d start sprinting towards the couple throwing knives and taking out a machete

before lucifer could even be close to being struck he and his wife disappeared in a red cascading mist

“al did you see that !!! bahaha- king and queen of hell my ass! do you think i made his shitlist-“

you’d be cut off by alastor twirling you and pulling you close to his chest

“then let us be the king and queen of hell” he’d say in a deep voice

you’d pull him in for a kiss and that was the blossom of your realationship

any demon that was stupid enough to ruin date night for you and alastor payed the price

all demons knew that y/n and alastor knew right from wrong, they just didn’t give a damn

you and alastors signature move was leaving one demon behind to tell the story

the news reported on the girl and guy duo that took down tons of demons giving them the title “hell’s natural born killers”

this would amuse you and alastor you two would laugh and joke about being dangerous

“i see angels alastor, they’re coming from from heaven to get us.” you’d joke about the exterminators

“we’ll just kill them. you see darlin’ in my eyes; we’re the angels.”

you two would be the most powerful couple in hell

you’d joke with him about how you met

“i cant believe i met the love of my life at some happy hotel, life is crazy babe”

“it was fate, nobody can stop fate darlin’ , nobody can.” he’d hold you tight

“you make everyday feel like kindergarten al.”

the perfect chaotic couple

i gotchu (-:

sad alastor x reader

whenever he's feeling down you can tell instantly

hes much quieter and can barely keep a smile

you run your fingers through his hair and whisper that everything will be okay in his ear

if he needs to vent your always there

the hotel overwhelms him sometimes

your his rock, he wouldn't be able to function without you

"my doll, i swear your radiant energy makes my life exponentially better."

little kisses here and there

cuddles when hes rlly sad

he'll let you be big spoon even tho hes tall boi he likes to be held

he lets you play with his ears

the cutest demon deer boi

yesss i gotchu, sorry for the inactivity I've been super busy!

comforting alastor x reader

alastor had always been there for you, you've been inseparable since you laid your eyes on eachother

you two are both clingy and dont like being apart much

whenever he has to be away for awhile alastor will hold you and whisper in your ear that it'll be alright

whenever you're stressed hes there for you

running his claws through your hair giving you a scalp massage

" no need to fret my dear, I hate seeing you this tense, let me relax you." he'd whisper in your ear while reaching forward to unbutton your blouse

he'd give you neck kisses and since he's so tall you love to nuzzle up close to him under his chin

if another demon is causing you trouble he'll take care of them with one snap

no like LITERALLY one snap

"you are my rose, my muse, the light of my life. I'll always be here for you darlin'"

walking down the street with him arms linked while other demons stare in awe and horror of the almighty radio demon

but you two pay them no mind, when your with him its like you two are in your own world

"i love you al" you'd say as you draw him in for a kiss in public

hes not much for pda but he let's you do it occasionally, he'd smile while you gave him a peck

"i love you too my doll."

alastor

oooo okay i gotchu

possesive alastor x teasing s/o

you'd love when alastor would get mad

you dont know why but ever since you met him and he made that ship explode

.....it was hot

you'd always talk to other demons

he'd always be >:/

but he knew ur game and didnt let you get the best of him

"best to get out of here darlin'!" he'd rush you out of the bar

you'd tease him the whole way home

"you looked like you wanted to rip that guys head off al, you should've. it wouldve been hot."

he'd be all 😳😳

you'd get close with vox through a friend

soon you'd start to hang with him

in alastors book this was too far

he hated the idea of you even being in the same vicinity of vox

after returning to the hotel after a friendly afternoon with vox alastor would be waiting for you

he'd pin you against the wall, leg between your thighs; getting as close to you as possible

"i know where have you been." he'd whisper in your ear, static heavier than usual

"i-im sorry...." you were flustered as FUCK

"do i need to remind you who you belong too dear." he'd still be whispering to you and start to unbutton your blouse a bit

he'd leave sweet kisses on your neck then bite making you whimper

he wouldnt go too deep just enough to draw blood and leave a mark

"I'll be looking after you darlin', i have eyes for you only." hed whisper

you'd be breathless as he kissed over the wound

"im sorry al, i tease too much."

"maybe i like it when you do my dear; the look in your eyes right now is ravishing

full on makeout session

since this took place in the foyer of the hotel most of thr hazbins saw and were just °_°

"get a room!" angel would chime in

you'd just laugh and continue to kiss your cute lil possesive demon boi

if you hung out with vox again alastor would send his shadow to watch over you

i love this !!!!

alastor x reader

you and alastor were high school sweethearts

you met him and you knew he was the one

he was such a gentleman

you two quickly married after graduation

you sped through your vows as quick as possible you just wanted to be married, to be with him

you knew alastor had particular....interests

there was an unspoken dont ask dont tell policy

as unfortuante as it is you got caught up in his debauchery

you were murdered by an unknown killer, taken from your love

alastor never stopped searching for the person that did it

you weren't shocked when you woke up in hell

it was a decade later and there were rumors about a great powerful radio demon

being curious you took a stroll to his territory

and when you see him

memories flash back to you in an instant

he doesn't look the same and neither do you, but his smile is the same

"alastor?"

he'd turn ready to end another meaningless demon but when he saw you he stopped in his tracks

"y/n?...my beloved." he would drop his cane and wrap you in his arms

you'd burst into tears

"i waited for you al, i knew i would see you again." you would sob into his chest

he'd be so speechless

hed take you by the chin and lift up your head to wipe your tears

"dont cry darlin', you know how i love your smile." his smooth radio voice was new but you loved it

you'd smile and pull him in for a kiss

"my beloved y/n, I never stopped loving you and i never will."

he'd take you back to the hotel and introduce you everyone

you're finally reunited with you're one true love

seeing him smile again was worth the wait

the best demon boy that will love you for all enternity

you gesture of never giving up hope on him wont be lost on him and he'd be so honored

"i cant put my happiness into words dear, it is sad though to see an angel as yourself in this place."

"as long as you're here i dont care where we are."

renewing your vows in hell under the moonlight

"I'll never leave your side again darlin'."

y'all have been requesting more nsfw so this is for y'all

alastor x reader

NSFW headcanons

he is asexual but not opposed to sex

hes really into pleasing you

seeing the look on your face as he and he alone is making you feel this way

he loves you to be on top during sex so he see's your pretty face

he loves going down on you, biting the insides of your thighs

"who's the one making you feel this way darlin', say my name."

when he's in a bad mood he loves to be rougher

"get on the bed, get on your knees." he'd demand as he quickly would get undressed

he'd be animalistic

he wants to be close to you as possible, feel your every move

great aftercare, he'd be sorry if he scared you after being rough

"i love you so much, only you do this to me. i cant control myself around you."

hed snuggle you till you sleep

W H E W

i 👏 love 👏 this 👏

combing these

alastor x s/o

holiday headcanons

its christmas time at the hotel!

everyone is excited

you help charlie put up a tree and everyone got everyone a little gift

you got alastor a few new bowties, a decapitated head of one of his enemies, and a candle that smelled like liquorice

alastor got you a beautiful red diamond and onyx ring, and he also got you a beautiful silk fabric sheet you could sew clothes with

"oh alastor....you didnt have to go all out for me."

"oh darlin', I love the smile on your face when you i get you something opulent! you're the love of my life of course i had to go all out."

there would be a nice holiday party at the hotel

charlie and vaggie would be laughing and swaying to music in the corner by the bar, talking to husk and angel

you and alastor would be dancing

angel would point out that you two were under the mistletoe

"the lovebirds are under the mistletoe! you have too smooch its christmas law."

al would be so flustered hes not big into PDA

you'd put a hand on his cheek to calm him and turned his head to you

you slowly and passionately kiss

he pulls you inwards during the kiss, long and romantic

eveyones face watching y'all were so stark they were: °-°

you'd pull away from the kiss and you and al would keep dancing

"happy now angel?"

"pft, i wish it was me under that mistletoe with him...."

"oh angel! haha, no."

(( everyone laughs but angel ))

husk pours shots of rumchata for everyone

a great christmas in hell

cuddles

him whispering in your ear while he holds you how much he loves the gifts you got him and the thought put into it

the best holiday ever with ur demon bf

i gotchu

alastor x possesive

s/o

you hate him being around anyone that isn't you

you are attention hungry and if you dont get enough compliments you're >:(

"allllll, come kiss me" you'd plead when he's in the middle of conversation with charlie

there really isnt anyone you would get jealous of in particular

you LOATHED the way angel always flirted with him

"he's mine angel! go find something else with a heartbeat to fuck."

alastors smile would grow "you're absoulutely stunning when you're jealous my dear."

youd get all 😳😳

" i am NOT JEALOUS."

angel would just be ._. watching you two flirt

you'd take him back to your hotel room and push him on the bed

he'd be shocked at the way you take initiative, but hed love it

you kiss him passionately and grab him by the collar

"you're mine, got it?" you'd smirk

he'd be on top of you in a second reversing the dynamic

"i know im yours darlin', the question is do you know who you belong too?" his static intensifying sending shocks through your skin

he'd bite your neck and you'd moan his name in pleasure

"al- alastor"

"thats right doll."

(( aftercare and snuggles ))

he loves the way you love him

oooooo i gotchu

alastor x new demon s/o

you'd arrive in hell confused and honestly shocked

you got sent for being in the sex industry

this pissed you off but...whatre you gonna do?

you hated hell

everyone was literally the worst, you didnt know what to expect but this was somehow worse than your expectations

you saw an ad for the "happy hotel"

you thought it was a great idea! everyone else....not so much

you eagerly arrived at the hotel after the on-air news fiasco

you were the only new soul that showed up

you were so eager so get working, or helping, whatever you could do to help

you noticed everyone's demeanour as soon as they walked in though

dispite feeling hopeless they were all sweet to you and very welcoming

you and everyone else heard a knock on the door

charlie opened it up

"hel!- *door slam*

"lo!" *door slam*

"vaggie.....the uhhhh radio demon is at the door.."

"WHAT, ugh well don't let him in!"

*charlie immedietly lets him in*

you were immedietly drawn to him, the charming smile, the voice, he was a catch

angel asked vaggie about him

"whats the deal with smiles over there?"

"yea vaggie! he's so cool.....do you know anything?"

"WHAT? you have literally been here longer than me angel"

*you and angel both shrug*

"ugh, okay so decades ago alastor seemingly manifested into hell overnight-

she gave you the whole spiel

you were quickly afriad of him

but still... you just thought he was so cute !!

he was drawn to you as well

"hello my dear!"

"he-hello! um...i'm y/n"

you'd hold out your hand to shake his (ur hands all trembly from fear)

hed grab you by the wrist and pull you in close

"whats the problem darlin'? you're shaking more a crack-addicted hula dancer !"

you'd be so flustered and just 😳

he'd bring in nifty and husk and make the hotel better

you'd be by the bar sweeping when a song would come on from the 30's

"y/n my dear!" al would be drinking "dance with me, i just love this song"

you'd just nod because on the inside you'd be freaking out

he'd pull you in by the waist and twirl you around as you both swayed to the music

" i was told to stay away from you ya know......i dont belive them though, you seem so....cool."

you'd snuggle up to his chest

this time he'd be flustered one

he'd grab your cheek and pull your face towards his kissing you passionately

"this seems like the beginning of something beautiful, wouldn't you agree dear?"

"yes al." you'd say as you two continued to dance into the early morning hours

vaggie would be big confused but who is she to stand in front of love

you and alastor would be joined at the hip after the night you spent together

you understood him more than anyone and vice versa

the cutest couple

alastor x reader (morticia and gomez type relationship pt.2)

its been years and you two are still inseparable

"do....you still lust for me after all these years?"

"forever! my rose!"

charlie would be redecorating the hotel and you and al would have to step in

keep things red and black

"oh charlie......pastels?" you'd say in disgust

you and alastor are very refined

you'd be sitting on a bench outside the hotel talking about life

"just think al...we could've been burried together."

"our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity, how romantic my dear."

he'd always be all over you

king of PDA he gives no fucks he loves you too much

neck kisses and little grabs here and there

when he'd be stressed you give him shoulder massages

" dont torture yourself al, thats my job."

he'd laugh and kiss you passionately

"my darlin', to live without you would be torture."

"oh al, you're dearer to me than all the bats in the caves in the world"

the best couple in hell !!

aaaaa yes

alastor x reader (hidden realationship)

when you first got together pda was OFF LIMITS

he wanted to "maintain his reputaiton" whatever that meant

im private 👀

W H E W

this boy knows how to make you scream (good screams 😳)

everyone in the hotel had their suspicions

he let you closer than anyone

he even let u touch his ears WHICH WAS A SIGN

once charlie and vaggie find out they are concerned for you well being

"hes an evil overlord! a dealmaker!" vaggie would yell

"hes a dad joke loving baby boy"

they would be so 🗿🗿🗿 at your response

big silence

angel is so JEALOUS

"how the fuck did you get him in the sack is what i wanna know."

you'd fill them in on the details, being a few months in you thought this was okay

alastor came home that day and immediately was bombarded

"how long!" "can you even feel?" "I wish I was y/n what a lucky fuck! literally!"

he'd be so flustered

" thank you all for the commentaey but since it has come to light; i love y/n and we've been together. i saw no reason to mention it."

you'd come up behind him and kiss his cheek

"i wish you would've said something sooner al"

"oh darlin'..."

hed pull you in close and kiss you passionately

everyone just watching with a 0_0 expression on their face

the cutest

yes i love this

alastor x enemy reader

you were an overlord (belith's) daughter

you reigned from hell and you were a powerful demon

your father warned you about the dreaded radio demon

you were competing for land during a turf war

little did you know you stepped on the wrong territory

you were on the territory where the hotel was

you saw the hotel amd confusion ran through you

"hazbin...hotel? i thought this was fuckin' vacant!"

alastor would appear behind you claws digging into your shoulder

"beliths daughter, how divine."

the static in his voice would be almost defining

you'd break free from his grasp and pull a knife on him

"s-stay away from me! I've heard about you!"

"we'll only good things i hope my dear"

his demeanor would throw you off

"i-i.....maybe i should leave, goodbye!"

you'd try to leave in a hurry

he'd grab you by the arm, twirl you around and pull you close to him

" now my dear, you cant enter my territory and make off all willy-nilly! stay for a drink, come inside darlin'"

he'd basically drag you into the hotel

he'd take you to the bar and drink with you

you'd bond quickly over a few drinks loving the silly dad joke telling demon in front of you

you were shocked you heard anything bad about him at all, hes a complete gentleman (besides him trying to press you for info on your dad early into the convo.)

"y/n my dear, a dance?"

a slow tune would play and you'd accept

he'd swing you around

"why your as a light as a feather my darlin' haha i could just snap you like a toothpick."

he'd pin you against a wall, leg between your thighs

you'd be flustered but turned on as F U C K

"alastor....i want you"

his smile would darken as he attacked your lips and neck

you'd quietly moan his name in his ear makin' his ears PERK up

"I'm glad you invaded my territory dear, you can stay here. with me if you'd like?"

"I'd love to al." ((also invade my territory 👀 👀 👀))

you'd spend most your time from that day on with alastor and at the hot, you didnt find land you found love <3