kendall

bands

🫐 my chemical romance

🫐 circa survive

🫐 thursday

🫐 ls dunes

🫐 green day

🫐 fall out boy

🫐 twenty one pilots

🫐 pierce the veil

+ more (just ask!)

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shows/movies/series/everythingelse/etcetc

🫐 harry potter

🫐 shameless

🫐 ryan gosling cinematic universe

🫐 team starkid

🫐 undertale

🫐 stardew valley

🫐 WWE

🫐 twilight

+ more (just ask!)

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i have a lot of oc’s 😇 my blog is actually named after one … if you see me mention artie or evanora or alaska or juliette or vallie just let me be ….

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AND I WILL DO XREADER… or ships… ask me about geoffthony or something!

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🪼 and i am dead dove friendly. it’s ok to be messed up. yay. if that is the right phrasing. Idk i don’t usually go here! okay bye love u babey

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ryland thrivessss on aftercare! he really does. he’s a total cuddlebug, i think. he’s happy being the big or little spoon. he knows you just want held sometimes, and he loves to put his face in your hair and hold you so close. but he’ll also never say no to being held by you, either.

he’ll encourage you to drink water. such a teacher / responsible adult thing to do, and he knows it makes him sound like a stereotype, but he does not care. you will be getting up to pee, too (if you’re afab). UTI’s are evil!

forehead kisses. he massages your shoulders.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

“uhmmm… i guess my hands, maybe? they do stuff…” — ryland, answering the question.

his favorite of his own is his hands. they’re practical. in bed and out. he can write and hold and grab. they’re useful for day to day life, and also for fingering you until you sob! he loves fingering more than he might admit…

if you have freckles, those might be his favorite physical feature of yours. i think he thinks they are just the most beautiful thing in the world. if not, it’s your hair. long or short, he simply adores to play with it. and pull it when you’re sucking him off, harder than he means to… he apologizes but it’s shaky. and petting it while you cuddle!

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he’s very good at holding in his orgasms. he can keep himself contained for a very long time, only if it means prolonging your pleasure.

he cums a lot. just, like, a lot comes out of him, i guess. always been that way. messy messy boy.

although, alone, if it’s just him and his hand, sometimes he’s done in thirty seconds. depends on where his mind wanders to. depends on how pervy he lets himself be!

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

tooooootal slut during his college days. he was slamming beers and getting bitches #amenbrother. hooked up with a girl he didn’t know the name of at a frat party, then never spoke to her again. maybe im projecting my personal life onto him but i am really enjoying the thought of ryland grace at a frat house….

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

in college, again, he was kinda a slut. getting a doctorate is HARD and so was he. so it helped take some edge off. he was pretty experienced then, and he was known to be a selfless lover. he’s always been an eater.

once he graduated and calmed down, he still had that experience under his belt, but he’s a lot more shy about it now. he isn’t cocky, he actually can get quite anxious at times. usually he doesn’t though.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

maybe it’s the teacher in him, but he thinks taking you over a desk is hot. or, getting bent over a desk.

when on a bed, though, he is quite the fan of missionary. he’ll usually end up putting your legs over his shoulders. he gets so so so deep. he likes to see your face, likes to hold you down, likes to see the bulge of him through your tummy. makes him dizzy.

honorable mention: anything in front of a mirror.

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s goofy without realizing it or intending to be. he’s just such a dork. even when you’re rougher, even when he’s pounding into you or spanking you, or choking you, or fucking your throat… he’s giggly. he’s clumsy. his glasses fall off his face and he has to pull your mouth off his cock saying “hang on, angel, hang on—“

and ideas come to him out of nowhere. i saw a fic on here once, don’t remember from who unforch, but he got a math idea in the middle of eating you out and. well. yeah!

he’s not always funny on purpose. his comedic timing is just gold.

also, the whole ‘not swearing’ thing can make him sound almost corny at times. but it’s endearing also. awww so cute just a babeh 🥹🫰

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

blonde from his head to his toes. little curls. very well groomed. he takes pride in his hygiene, i think. maybe setting an example for the kids at school so they learn about deodorant.

not a lot of hair, but not hairless either- he trims, keeps it short, but nothing too fancy. very clean.

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ryland can be so so romantic when he wants to be. he’ll break out candles and rose petals if that’s your thing, even though it’s not really his. he lives to please.

and he’s so goddamn sweet. so so sweet. he wants you to know you’re loved, he makes a point to tell you at least once per sex (per sex? idk). it’s so important for him to tell you how loved you are. because you are 🫰

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

sometimes he cums in thirty seconds like i said earlier. sometimes he edges himself lol. i think he likes to. he’s vocal with partners but on his own i think he is shy and very quiet. WHIMPERS! this boy WHIMPERS!

and he gets off with his imagination. he’s a creative boy, he doesn’t need the visuals. although he has found a few photos he’s enjoyed.

assuming you and him are together, he gets off to photos you send him, absolutely.

if you ever did a boudoir shoot for him, he would cum one billion times. lol.

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dacryphilia (he’s a crier), overstim (on him or you), facesitting (pls sit on his face he’s begging), begging (you or him), roleplaying on the lowest of keys (he gets so hard the second you call him ‘dr. grace’), lingerie (if you’re in it), edging, kneeling, and he’s a TALKER. he’d make a good brat tamer when he’s the dominant one, i think. comes from being a teacher. he would absolutely be so down to dabble in puppyplay… puppyboy grace truth nuke. aaaalso i think he could be convinced to be pegged.

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L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bed, please. i think he would like the idea of being sneaky in public but he’s so shy and anxious he just wouldn’t be able to get into it.

he would also like to get freaky on a beach. it’s a dream of his. but again, he is so so anxious, i don’t think he could muster the courage. he’s a TEACHER. if he get caught that would be the end of him.

on the hail mary, pre-rocky, however. once the whole ‘holy fuck i’m on a spaceship against my will im so fucking scared’ passes, he would soooo make use of the nooks and crannys. the don’t go crazy room? more like the. the. don’t get sexy. don’t uh. uhm. ok nevermind u get the vibe.

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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

‘dr. grace’ , lol. intelligence as a whole. talking about something you’re passionate about, he loves it. he loves you.

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he hates to be sticky. pls clean up afterwards 🩷 and being too mean. unless it’s in bed. ok

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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

munch. eater. lover of his craft. i mean, duh, he’ll never say no to you going down on him lol! but god he just will beg you to spread your legs. prying your legs open pawing at them going pls pls pls.

also on the hail mary with zero gravity he absolutely has the strength to hold you in place so you dont um. float away. while he goes to town.

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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s an adaptive guy, he can do both! usually he goes like medium i suppose? he likes going slower because he is just so romantic and he wants to make you feel good for as long as possible. but when he’s fast, he’s deep.

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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

while he will always prefer the time for foreplay and paying attention to you and teasing you and aftercare, desperate times call for desperate measures.

he gets up sooo early for work and sleepy morning quickies happen pretty often hehe.

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

i think he’d actually be pretty open minded. he’s an anxious guy though so some things might take some convincing and planning. but all you have to do is tell him how good it might make you feel and he’s so on board. he is such a pleaser.

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

okay lets be real. one or two most nights 🩷 he is a grown man and he can only do so much HOWEVER he can hold himself back for a loooong time which makes it feel like forever. he will edge himself just to give you another orgasm or two or three sometimes lol.

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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

vibrator’s are a man’s best friend. yes he knows ball. he also has some pretty rope specifically for tying you up if you’re into that kind of thing. and maybe he’d even let you tie him up hmmmmm…

he doesn’t like handcuffs. loses the key. theyre too much.

DOES like a collar. on him OR you. puppyboy grace GODDDD very important to me.

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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he teases sometimes but he isn’t always in the mood for it. edging and overstim is fun but not like every time y’know? it depends on his mood (and, more importantly to him, yours). he does dirty talk though. even without swear words. lol. he stammers sometimes but by god does he do it. he does taunt with words a little bit though every time. like condescending praise. “oh, you’re so pathetic, aren’t you?” “you can do it, pretty girl.”

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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

RYLAND GRACE WHIMPERS SEND TWEET. god he’s so mouthy and loud. whimpers and cries and moans sooo much. and talks! stutters and stammers ESPECIALLY if you’re on top or being the dominant one. he gets flustered so easy. little pathetic whimpers while he twitches beneath you Sighhhh god i need him so effing bad.

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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

assuming you’re on the hail mary with him: you guys have to have The Talk. crash course on how to get freaky in 0g. sure there’s gravity a lot of the time but there’s also a novelty to it y’know.

the whiteboard. he draws little stick figure diagrams and you laugh so hard and he lights up.

and also sometimes he actually has good ideas that you guys try later. haha.

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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

hung smile… 😊

ummm listen i’m no dick expert. i cannot ‘catch print’. i can however say this man is #packing. 7 inches easy. good girth probably. he’s bigger than he thinks he is.

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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he’s good at hiding it, he really is. but he’d have you all day every day if he could. sure, he needs a break between rounds, but that’s why there’s 24 hours in a day! that’s what giving you head is for! that’s what kissing you and holding you and praising you is for!

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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

unless he has something to do afterwards, he’s asleep within the hour. he gives good aftercare and talks to you until he falls asleep mid-sentence. he is so sweet but so sleepy. so old and fragile. and he falls asleep with his glasses on a lot so you get to take them off and put them on the bedside table for him so he doesn’t break them in his sleep lol.

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“kendall some of these are inaccurate!!! thats not like him at all!!!!” I D G A F ! “kendall ur mischaracterizing him!!l I DONT GIVE A GAF

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punishes you with a slap across the face. he kisses it better. slaps your ass while fucking into you from behind. when he pulls out, before he grabs you and pulls you into his arms, he presses a kiss over the red imprint of his hand.

he bites your lip. now he has to kiss you more. tongue and teeth and he whimpers a little. his glasses are crooked.

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✯ very touchy. physical touch is absolutely his #1 love language.

✯ nobody is quite sure if he knows the meaning of ‘personal space’. especially not when it comes to you. he is all over you all the time. he leans far too close in when he talks. he bumps into you while walking.

✯ also gets pretty jealous. and he’s really obvious about it! he doesn’t get mean or anything, he gets pouty instead. holds your hand. follows you around. etc etc.

✯ he is a terrible influence and has absolutely accidentally gotten you into trouble with him at hogwarts and he is always so so so apologetic afterwards

✯ he thinks walking you to class is cheesy and overdramatic but he does it without realizing sometimes (he follows you there on accident because he’s too caught up in talking to you)

✯ he bites. mhm yyeah

✯ even when he’s not in animagus form, if you scratch behind his ear, his leg starts bouncing. or twitching. and he kicks in his sleep.

✯ he has chronic laughs-at-his-own-jokes syndrome. it’s incurable. sorry.

✯ he cannot cook. he is the opposite of househusband material. he will burn everything. even with magic on his side, it will be burnt. he does try to cook for you sometimes and it never turns out good

✯ i think if he were around in 2026 he would think labubus are the silliest thing ever and he would have at least two and he would think they were just sooo him