Wheee

No, because then I will lose the Headache Contest.

The smear frame is killing me.

anthony "acts of service" crowley forced to do words of affirmation and he looks like he's about to have a heart attack the whole time

so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

All memes left on tumblr for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Queen

My one wish for S3 is a really good hug. I'm talking a desperate one. A high-stakes one. Proper hugs between romantic couples are criminally underused in media.

tetanus fact: it's an old wives' tale that tetanus is caused by rusty metal. it's actually caused by puncture wounds substantially deeper than they are wide, which introduce ubiquitous anaerobic spores (i.e. the "seeds" of single-celled organisms which cannot grow if exposed to oxygen) into a warm, poorly-oxygenated space in the body. so receiving shallow cuts from a rusty knife is not likely to give you tetanus but puncture wounds from clean but non-sterile objects can. this is great news if you like receiving superficial wounds from rusty knives and blades and swords all over your dumbass body

So the way to avoid tetanus would be to get wound, measure depth, and slice to the proper non-tetanus measurement. Got it.