get a clue

So not long after you made this post about pizza, I went and got me a Hawaiian one, and boy did it taste good.

I did, didn’t you just see it in all caps? 

My stomach just gurgled at that, THANKS. Now I’m going to have to order pizza. 

That really sounds so good. I haven’t had pizza yet this month, and I”m due for one.

I’m sorry to the vegans who were eyeing me while I ate my supreme pizza. PS, it was really good!

How’s it feel to know you ended someone’s livelyhood 

collinhgreyson:

Oh well I was pretty close I feel good about that. Has your slump sorted itself out yet, or is it still being stupid? 

If you are trying to get exciting stories from Havenoaks, you are barking up the wrong tree.

You can always tail the police or fire departments and see if they can lead you to some great stories.

Why would you write about those unless you’re in the newspaper? 

So far, the only stories I’ve written have been on two local stores closing and something about a cat. I feel like I’m in a total slump, ew...

How do robot’s have feelings? I thought it wasn’t possible for that to happen because if they do get feelings then isn’t that when we should worry? Ugh. I’m trying to remember this thing I heard from somewhere about the singularity but I can’t remember if it was about robots or androids or any of that.

That we can but what for the minuscule chance that you’re not? Should I run away or would that be intolerant of me?

Don’t androids say that, too? Wait. Androids are the ones who look real, right? I want to say yes to this. They freak me out.