Hi

oH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

So cool

Uno, dos, stress

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

Lmfaooooo

can the guy who brought it in let me raw him

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

tb🌺

ok this is epic

Are we supposed to feel bad for the billionaire? Because this is only giving me ideas…