“we had to cut off part of someone’s face including their ear and we put it in the corner so i went and whispered ‘can you still hear me’ into it. nobody else thinks i’m funny” (pretend I logged into Lani)
“What do you mean no one thinks you’re funny? That’s hilarious!” Aavarii gasped, a high pitched squeal of delight tinging his voice. He loved hearing stories of Lani’s exploits - as it turned out, operating out of a stable location meant there was a greater chance for morbid hijinks than, say… a battlefield.
( @spectrisconsarcio pretend I tagged Lani, I forgot what her blog is called and am too lazy to look it up )
Oh, he liked that, did he? It was not the kind of encouragement she needed. She was an awful person, truly. For example… “There was also the time I was responding to a seizure on the island. It was in the neighboring village. They couldn’t figure out why this young child kept having seizures. … turns it it wasn’t exactly seizures, he was just throwing a hissy fit because he wasn’t getting his way. At that time, I had a habit of saying a random nonsensical phrase to mean ‘Talk to me and tell me what’s wrong, how you’re feeling,’ that sort of thing. So, uh, yeah. I walked into the room and loudly, in front of his parents and half his village, said my random nonsensical phrase, which was, ‘What’s shakin’, Bacon?’. “Captain, I don’t know what higher power allowed me to escape with my neck unsnapped, but I thank them every day.”
