Expect mostly fanart

I knew it, they're making Shadow of Mordor/War canon by doing the 2 rings plot line

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

I want at least a cameo of them in the new game

the perception that ancient civilizations were just, constantly and universally performing child marriages and everyone thought that was fine and normal drives me up the fucking wall. like not just because it’s historically inaccurate—and it is—but because people can and do use this perception as a way to argue "look, pedophilia is the Natural state of things, this is what humanity has always done in the past" when it is absolutely not. you had civilizations in classical era greece looking around going "wow, all those pregnant 13 year olds over in athens keep dying and making weak unhealthy babies, probably shouldn't do that" and then they didn't. pedophilia is not a natural inherent part of humanity, it's not something we ever universally practiced, and acting like it is is so fucking dangerous

my lord, whispers of insurrection have reached me via my network of child urchin spies… they say that little timmy the butcher’s boy was heard singing a mean song about you to his friends… rhyming your name with several rude words I’m told he only learned recently. worry not, my lord; I’ve already had him and his conspirators ‘disappeared’ and have interrogated them personally. little timmy says he knows at least six other words that rhyme with your name that he was planning to incorporate into further stanzas.

sometimes the weight of the world feels too much to carry alone

This is why I don't believe travel is actually as expensive as they make it. Cuz why do I gotta pay $1000 to fly over seas but $30 to ship a couch? And whatever happened with that guy who was buying Spirit Airlines, can we still do that and just actually make travel affordable??

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[ID: tags that read: "you needed those years to get here. time spent growing isn't wasted. there's no rules and no right way to do this". end ID.]

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!