AKIMUNCHI

this is not strange. unusual, maybe. eccentric in a quaint way, like dessert spoons.

i have so many questions, my mind wanders.

is it okay to freeze camembert?

meet me at the morgue in 15 minutes.

she the boss of you?

dead girl’s gotta go.

i’d like to get out of the car.

he barely knows you’re here.

you really can’t come in.

you don’t like dead bodies, do you?

do you have any last requests? unfinished business we can help with?

the fun part’s counting my money in the bubble bath.

get me a damn slice of rhubarb.

this isn’t “pies-r-us”, “pie city”, or “thousands-of-pies-in-one-place”. this is a bells-on-the-door, pies baking, mom-and-pop place.

i’ll just go get your pie.

we’ll bring pie. someone dies, you bring food. it’s what you do.

please don’t touch.

don’t you have any hidden talents or hobbies? i mean regular ones.

well, it’s a shame to waste a perfectly good pie.

i’m going out late tonight, a frivolous thing, hardly worth explaining.

what’s so great about knowing? when you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? no, you find worms.

we haven’t seen each other in 20 years.

don’t you wanna know about me? i wanna know about you.

those aren’t skeletons. those are dead bodies.

sounds scary, but when you’re dead, you’re dead.

i couldn’t tell you before, because they were watching me.

i thought he was being paranoid till he turned up dead.

i hate having secrets and now i am one.

you love secrets. you wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.

i live a very sheltered life.

pushes every other character out of the way 

tell me more about them

sai.

and how hilarious is it, given the ending they both received?

imagine your ino-shika-chou family dinners.

Slightly older InoShikaCho children

(Yes, Shikadai loves his kicks and ditched his sandals)

(Yes, Chouchou will crush you between her biceps)

(Yes, Inojin is a duelist otaku cosplaying as Kaiba)

Mis ships favoritas de Boruto

• Boruto x Sarada

• Shinki x Metal Lee