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.....I really replay it now

There is no denying that man is smart but when it comes to Yor (and to Anya a bit too) he is soooo dumb, like Yor can absolutely kick his ass and he chalks it up to "oh she's had a hard life raising her brother so she obviously just knows how to fight for survival reasons"

Stroke up

Stroke down

Repeat

Hand job is:

Stroke up

Stroke down

Squeeze the base

Rub your palm against the underside of the tip

Kiss the balls

Kiss the tip

Drag your nails along the veins

Scratch the underside of the balls

Ask them what they want

Talk them through it

Edge them

Overstimulate them after they've cum

Hand jobs aren't just quick easy solutions to inconvenient boners.

Hm...yeah I dig it

OFC I GOT BOTH WILL AND MIKE

Well, this is strangely surprising.

But actually it’s so accurate

I am not at all mad at this lol

ykw accurate ig?? 😭

hell yeah!!!

all animated, all 10/10

npt:  @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarsx

@bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @lovelornloserboy @lesbian-disaster-tm

@bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist

@zsrntyouil @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42

@cerulean-cries @cool-lesbian-is-here   @damsnackbar03 @kermit-the-fag-uwu @owls-can-read

@your-neighbourhood-antisocial @somewhat-of-a-disappointment @welp-i @spidermansballs @landofshazza

I am gonna cry why am I being called out especially with Lain and Yoshiki

No pressure tags:

Sensing that some of these images arent person-specific

LOCAL MAN FOUND SHOT DEAD FROM PINTEREST CLOCKING HIS TEA

….huh….ok…..ummmm….yeaaahhh.

im sensing a pattern..

Not sure what this says about me but

I...I'm not sure how to take this one

#361.51 - Snorunt live in regions with heavy snowfall, and survive by eating only snow and ice while they’re young. As Snorunt evolves, the cloak it wore integrates with its body, and is hardened into an armor from the ice it produces. Inside the cloak, magnetism from its rock-like body is believed to be the source of its budding levitation. To have enough energy to maintain this levitation, maturing Snorunt will begin to hunt and eat small prey.  [Old Version]

Named: Snorunt - Hailghast - Glalie 

#362 Mega - Glalie posses the ability to freeze moisture in the atmosphere into any shape they desire; their breath is even so cold that their prey is instantaneously frozen stiff when they exhale. When Glalie are given Glalitite and Mega Evolve, this ability is ramped up to the extreme. The excess energy from Mega Evolution spills over from their mouth, breaking their jaw and creating endless blizzards that spew from within. Though adrenaline renders this process painless, they cannot eat with their jaw broken and become increasingly irritated. Trainers must monitor Mega Glalie closely, and beware their freezing breath.

#361.52 - During the sunny season, some female Snorunt have been observed to disappear into the deep cave systems of snowy mountains. While there, they mysteriously set up columns of ice to reflect light throughout the caverns, causing the walls deep within to glitter and shine. Completing this strange ritual will trigger Snorunt to evolve, though trainers can attempt to replicate this by frequently exposing their Snorunt to a Dawn Stone. When the Snorunt has completed transiting into a Froslass, they will often keep the cavern as their den, where they are suspected to keep frozen prey on display.

Named: Snorunt - Blizzoul - Froslass 

#478 Mega - When paired with Froslassite and a Trainer it deeply trusts, Froslass can Mega Evolve into the chilling Mega Froslass. The surge of power from Mega Evolution intensifies the frigid energy within its hollow body, amplifying both its Ice- and Ghost-type powers. Its breath becomes an otherworldly gale, capable of freezing even intangible elements such as flames or the very wind itself. The cold it generates is so severe that its empty core fills with a swirling blizzard that spills outward in a chilling cloud that crystallizes anything it touches.These eerie Mega Pokémon can even teleport by disappearing into the shadows and reappearing silently, out-of-sight.

(Hailghast [hayl·gast] is a combination of “hail” and “ghast,” and evil spirit, ghost, or monster; Blizzoul [bliz·ool] is a combination of “blizzard” and “ghoul.”)

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#158.5 - Totodile are known for having some of the strongest jaws in the Pokemon world, capable of crushing anything. As they age, their new teeth grow in forked backwards like barbed fishhooks, giving them a powerful grip in addition to a strong bite. A maturing Totodile that walks around with its mouth closed is considered to be well disciplined. These Pokemon are strong swimmers from birth, and present a severe threat to unwary Trainers who wander into their territory.    [Old Version]

#159.5 - As Croconaw grow older, they prefer to spend more time in the water rather than on land, where their growing bulk does not slow them down. However, as their hind legs grow stronger, they often practice dashing on land - a technique they will use to take foes down with surprising speed. Maturing Croconaw can easily intimidate foes by opening their huge mouth; those who do not heed their warning will be bitten with massive and powerful jaws, and torn up savagely with a shake of their head.

Named: Totodile - Caimaul - Croconaw - Predagatr - Feraligatr 

#160 Mega - When paired with Feraligatrite and a Trainer it deeply trusts, a Feraligatr can Mega Evolve into the fearsome Water/Dragon-type Mega Feraligatr. The surge of Mega Evolution causes its dorsal fin to expand into a hood-like crest resembling a Totodile’s head, while new spines emerge across its body. By clasping its forearms together beneath this crest, Mega Feraligatr forms a massive secondary set of jaws capable of exerting a bite force ten times greater than its own. The hood also shields its head from powerful blows and dissipates the tremendous heat generated by Mega Evolution. Though its body has become even more imposing, Mega Feraligatr retains the explosive speed of its base form, lunging at prey in an instant before crushing them in its colossal false jaws. Researchers theorize that the purpose of the Totodile-like crest is to restore the optimized biting power it had as its pre-evolution.

(Caimaul [kay·maal] combines “caiman,” a semi-aquatic reptiled related to alligators and crocodiles, and “maul”, while Predagatr [preh·duh·gay·tr] combines “predator” and a corruption of “gator.”)

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#084.5 - Doduo live in flat, grassy plains, where they can survey the area around them for miles; if they see an enemy approaching, they can race away at speeds of 60 mph. The brains in their two heads are linked telepathically, and work in tandem to keep themselves safe. As Doduo become stronger and more experienced, they will eventually undergo their unique evolution where one of their heads will undergo a form of mitosis, splitting in two. The process is distressing to the Pokemon, and during this short period of time they cannot battle well and can only perform basic tasks. Once the one head has finished splitting, the resulting two heads are typically more aggressive than the un-split head.  [Old Version]

Named: Doduo - Dodosis - Dodrio

(Dodosis [doh·doh·suhs] maintains the “Dod-” prefix and is derived from “mitosis,” a process of cell division where a single parent cell divides to produce two genetically identical daughter cells.)

[FAQ - why does Doduo evolve that way?]

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Named: Poochyena - Packyena - Mightyena

(Packyena [pak·yee·nuh] is a combination of “pack” and the “-yena” suffix, from hyena.)

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