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Twilight: Wild were you stabbed?

Wild: No.

Time: . . .

Time: Were you poked with a knife?

Wild: Oh yeah several times.

#LU Wild #lu twilight #lu time #incorrect quotes #lu incorrect quotes #my first attempt at incorrect quotes #hope this hasn't been done before #linked universe

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tethered-in-myth

Finally decided to draw Picori split into 4 since I haven't exactly done that since my concepting stages.

So now we got Green, Blue, Red, and Violet again!

cristalplanetheart

😳

savethewailes

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

adelphicoracle

Perfect tags

i-cant-carry-it-for-you

transfemininomenon

absolutely LOST in the sauce

thesnadger

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

thesnadger

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

thesnadger

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

bladeangelx

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

tachvintlogic

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

derinthescarletpescatarian

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

linkeduniverse

North West basement 5

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dailydivergent

There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.

This is because everything in my life requires work:

maintaining friendships

keeping up with my hygiene

managing bills

making money

remembering my basic needs

sleeping regularly

outputting creatively

All requires some aspect of work for me.

And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.

If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.

If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.

You're not dysfunctional.

You're not incapable.

You're doing your best.

jabberding0

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

chaieyestea

bloggingboutburgers

"It's not hurting anyone" until it is, y'know

Obligatory "not all people" and "not all situation" yadda yadda yadda, but also, I don't feel like watering this one down into oblivion. You know what I mean.

#reblog #aroace #sex repulsed

zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

zetrystan

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)!

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

zetrystan

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

zetrystan

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

zetrystan

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

zetrystan

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

Not a werewolf.

The disappearance. 🐑

The worst snowman.

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

transgendercoolcat

Each reblog = one wish my cat will overthrow fascism

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fleshengine

there's no way to be ethically Californian

ajzephyros

misread it as ethnically Californian

islamprotestan-blog

only 5 seconds

zanyflowerpizzatrash

i wasn't ready for that..lol

suffer-no-humiliation

Immediately recognized that look

jeremy-ken-anderson

The subtitles do really good work at conveying tone and mood here, but it's worth having sound on just for the noise he makes when she gets out of it.

luckylectio

Replica

roswellsoup

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

cosmicretreat

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zechery-deactivated20220114

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

thebaconsandwichofregret

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing