Josh

the trout cutlet i placed in soil and fertilized near my home has recently grown large enough to think and it keeps grabbing at my vape pen and moaning and slapping at me with its gay oily hands

huh?

it saw the pistol on my nightstand and now has been waiting on my back porch staring at me through my windows with pleading eyes

i want to go to ireland

ohhhh ok your having a hard time with some vague feelings? oh and its like this stickman covered in blood. thats nice dear

my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure