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hey whiplash fandom n literally anyone whos ever been contacted by the tumblr user now known as ajokeaboutadog and prev known as skazkatzry: if u guys have rbd any posts or answered prev asks or anythin like that from then pls lmk im tryna collect receipts. apparently hes been doin this for like a decade so literally anythin u have will rly help. ty

Yo! Not sure what we can do about dog but I think ignoring might be best

Whiplash 2014 but it's like Breaking Bad and Fletcher tells Andrew "Neiman we need to jazz" send post

…and the inevitable porn parody, “Neiman we need to jizz”

Absolutely think whiplash should have a porn parody. Or just jazz musicians in general need a porn parody

I think that shipping Terrence Fletcher and Andrew Neiman is disgusting. tHAT IS A OLD MAN AND A 19 YEAR OLD. that is a huge age gap and it makes me VERY uncomfortable. I hate all of you.

On behalf of all the early 20s people who want to bone specific old dudes, I’m genuinely so sorry.

There’s a third option

If Fletcher and Neiman had a baby it would be bald

As my friend once said, the fletchman kid or fusion would be a vibraphone player (drums + piano = vibes)

I could also take him (his cock)

WHAT IS THE SHIP NAME FOR NEIMAN AND FLETCHER

Fletchman

I find it funny how some people see us liking a toxic ship from a movie or a show and say that we "miss the point" it was trying to convey. Like don't worry, we are fully aware of the story's criticism on toxic masculinity and grind culture and how that can lead to power abuse etc in our society. We like the ship because we also know that it's entirely fictional and these are two freaks with animalistic need to seek Things from each other lol.

yall seen the absolute worst piece of whiplash promotional material

he looks so cunty :sob: why would they pose him like that

Why does he look like he’s about to sex up Neiman???