feisty veteran waitress

Anthony’s new haircut was working wonders for him, they usually do. This time it was a little different, or so it will seem to the unsuspecting barbershop patrons. Anthony Josef Michell, Detones to his friends, stood at an average height, weighed an average weight, carried an average build,...

Amazing new advertisements for MARTA

For her second Jeffrees release, LIZ follows up with two perfect pop gems in throwback mode. The lead single Hush is reminiscent of the glory days of Y2K Pop/R&B, and would have been an essential anthem of every bedroom dance party if it dropped in June 2000. On the B Side “Every...

Rap Coloring Book on Twitter 

Rap Coloring Book on Twitter

“Top bunk is $500 per month, bottom bunk is $600 per month.”

It’s not impossible the best things about the book I wrote are the tagline and the parts I stole from others, but still… I wrote a book, and today it was published! Buy DEFRIENDED from your local bookstore, or from Indiebound, B&N, or Amazon. 

P.S. Ruth I don’t know you but c’mon now it is 100% not possible that the best part of your book is some quoted Mountain Goats lyrics, don’t make me give you the “believe in yourself” lecture, that lecture is mad boring

First Live Performance of Daft Punk’s Get Lucky by Pharrell Williams @ HTC Live New York 4/19/2013

In case you missed it at midnight, Daft Punk officially dropped “Get Lucky” featuring Pharrell Williams.

Patton Oswalt’s lengthy, improvised filibuster on Parks And Recreation about Star Wars is the greatest thing on the Internet. You can now shut this thing down, Al Gore. We’re done here.