TOP TEN USERNAMES FOR HORNY GNOMES:
10. chowda (he wants to chow me up!)
9. schmeecee (please hold him and love your friends and he's never comin back!)
8. jopurnum (i had to add him or i just might nah back!)
7. pomegranite (hit him in the face!)
6. marambina (let his brains hang!)
5. sour apples (snif!! he 'hushed!)
4. greasy sarnie
3. crispy snooog (huhuh huh!)
2. crisps & bits of rice pudding (maybe because he never hefs?)
AND THE NUMBER ONE NICKNAME FOR UNWILLING MANY-NOZZLED OR KRAVENOU NATURE IN BROOKLYN – JUST SCROLL DOWN:
1. TOOFASBRITCH*BLEEP*OFF YOU:! – Now that's what I like to hear!











