bad habit

parents be like "your mental illness is so hard to deal with" my brother in christ you are the one who caused it

do they think being a cop will be morally okay in a few months or what

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

hope y’all are watching CNN, this debate is getting WILD. it’s like watching a smackdown in the nursing home cafeteria

im sorry the what

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i feel like if you gave a medieval peasant flavor blasted goldfish they'd probably die

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

customers approaching store employees

men in hollywood r like imagine dating a g- 🤢🤢 imagine dating a girl my o- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 my own ag- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 can't even say it 🤢🤢

Man sees crab for the first time.