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Would a catgirl lesbian be considered a cannibal?

So you’re telling me that right on a map is also up? Make it make sense

Fuck eggs wait no don’t fuck the eggs i mean everyone go bully the nearest egg you have

Tfw you go to a concert looking at your childhood heroes, but youre too far back for your brain to really realize that it’s real

As it turns out, not looking at your phone for 5 minutes is apparently enough for a certain tent igniter to make a post on it.

Honestly i dont think messenger has EVER burnt down a tent. We should all as a community give her more opportunities to practice their cooking skills.

Tfw you randomly smell toast and think you’re having a stroke then realize its just the food tent on fire agai- oh fuck wait the food tent is burning i gotta do something about that

Is shitting while shitposting a shitpost^2?

Ok so technically the fire i started wasnt entirely an accident but i did not expect it to burn *that* bright. Atleast i didnt burn anything down i just poked at it with a lance. Poking with lance, call that Lancing or whatever

If i started a fire would i lose all rights to make fun of someone whos done it before?

If i were to see a fire coming from the person who always starts fire, do i have a responsibility to tell the camp leader or is it okay if i let someone else do it this time?