hiiii waves at you

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

had to explain who pjackk was to an irl friend today because i had him on my tomodachi life island and they had no idea who the fuck he was and honestly how do you explain who pjackk is to a non tumblrina.

"so pjackk was this guy on tumblr who posted things and sort of role played as prototype jack from tekken or some shit. we dont actually know if he was serious about the shit he said or if it was just someone fucking around due to the earnestness of his posts. they executed him recently sadly but also resurrected him for 30 minutes the other week then killed him again. hes like a combination of tumblrs collective dead wife and guy sitting behind you on the bus whos on crack. he turned a dog into mustard gravy at some point. we miss him terribly even though no one really liked him."

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

i dont care if it's not explicitly canon everytime i see the incredibly aroace coded character put into romantic or sexual situations a year withers from my life like an extremity lost to the rotten hunger of gangrene