oh boy has it been a while since i've done one of these
marinette: dear diary today i done nearly fucked up bc chat noir almost figured out my identity and phewy that would have been CAT-astrophic
marinette: i'm as bad as him
tikki: yo marinette weren't you supposed to go do something with alya
marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
*le marinette at the school*
tikki: the fuck are those sounds coming from
marinette: probably the library let's skedaddle
*in the library where adrien and max are playing a video game like the dweebs they are*
marinette: ayo alya the fuck is going on
rose: THE SCHOOL IS DOING SOME VIDEO GAME SELECTION THING FOR A TOURNAMENTTTTTT (ďžâăŽâ)ďž*:ｼďžâ§
kim: my boyfriend max is gonna win he's the best
adrien: yeah-ya that's what i'm talking about right herrrre
marinette: my bby i'm so proud
max: *deep dramatic breath* congrats bro we're gonna do awesome at the tournament
marinette: quiiiiiick queeeestiiioonn if someone were to, oh i don't know, BEAT max's score, then they would theoretically get to be on a team with adrien riiiiight
kim: yeah but nobody can beat my honeyboo
alya: *pulls marinette away* bitch i know exactly what you're gonna do and you better not
marinette: but imagine being on a team with adrien!
the fandom: are you serious
alya: this is representing our school mari, you can't just use this as an excuse to try and seduce adrien
*marinette joins everyone once again*
marinette: hold on wait a minute i wanna get some of that adrien action
mr damocles: ok u can compete against max to see who is better
marinette: gimme dat controller
adrien: *gives controller and music gets all cute and lovey*
marinette: asdfghjkl i have his controller holy shitcakes
marinette @herself: control yourself damn u thirsty
*cool fighting sequence, but through video games so it's not as cool but still pretty legit*
marinette: *wins the game*
marinette: WOOOOO! SUCK ON THAT! SUCK ON THAT!
kim: she won? against my sweet potato??
alya: bitch straight up SLAYED him
mr damocles:...okay so cool anyways mari and adrien are gonna be our ppls for the tournament
adrien: i'll have to *winks* swing by your *winks* place to *winks* get some *winks* training *winks*
alya: u little bitch now you better win the tournament or you got someone akumatized for nothing
*le max being upset somewhere*
hawkmoth: hey lil mamma lemme whisper in yo ear i'll tell u something you might like to hear
*akumanesss also illuminati confirmed with a FUCKING FLOATING TRIANGLE*
*marinette flipping shit somewhere*
marinette: i'm gonna be on a team with adrien can you believe it
tikki: right so is that the only reason you're doing the tournament
marinette: yeaaaaah...anyways adrien's coming to my house wooo
marinette: *realizes that her room is covered in pictures of adrien*
marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiit
marinette: oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no we sure are in a pickle ain't we tikki
tikki: calm down child it's not like adrien's gonna show up right now
marinette: you little shit
*downstairs with adrien and mari's parents*
adrien: yeah mari and i are training for a tournament
adrien: yeah we'll be a team
tom: i'm good at video games too, TOM TO THE CONTROLLERS IT'S OFF THE HOOK
adrien: oh that was a good one i'm gonna have to use that
sabine: marinette talks about you all the time you know
marinette: MOM SHHHHH adrien you can come upstairs
*as the children are retreating to mari's room*
tom and sabine: we must get this boy to marry our daughter
*illuminati shit going on in paris*
*le children in marinette's room ready to play the game*
adrien and marinette: *reach for the controllers and their hands touch*
marinette: holy actual fucking shit what the hell just happened did i seriously just touch adrien agreste's hand thank u god if this is a dream please dont wake me up
adrien: holy smokes i just touched a girl's hand oh no my years of being secluded from people have not prepared me for this what do i do
adrienette: *touch hands again*
*children are finally capable of grabbing the controllers*
adrien: *glances at marinette when she's not looking*
marinette: *glances at adrien when he's not looking*
adrien: so your parents seem chill
marinette: yeah they cool i gue- *sees a framed picture of adrien literally right next to his elbow*
marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
marinette: *flings the fucking photo over her shoulder probably breaking something in the process*
tom: *pops in with a plate of croissants* i made y'all food
adrien: ⍠all around me are familiar faces... âŤ
illuminati dude: *fucking sucking up people into his triangle like damn are they dead or??*
adrienette: *win the game*
adrien: wow we won, thanks to you
marinette: yeah we did good
adrien: no..i did nothing...i'm useless..i'm nothing compared to you
marinette: now hold on just a minute boy you're really cute-i mean you're really talented- you could just say i'm really...LUCKY
tom: *pops in with cookies* y'all want cookies
marinette: dad please leave i'm sorta on a date rn
adrien: *inner monologue* who the fuck do you think you are denying me of my cookies
marinette: anyways, i have a secret
adrien: *inner monologue* are you ladybug? please say you're ladybug
marinette: i do so well with these games bc of this lucky bracelet
marinette: why don't you try playing a game with it?
adrien: *takes the bracelet*
tom: I MADE U GUYS QUICHESSS
adrien: marinette please i'm starving
*le adrienette date in the park*
adrien: this quiche is the best thing i've ever tasted omg if i marry u will i be fed like this all the time
marinette: yeah okay anyways we should probably go back
adrien: then i can see if your bracelet works
*illuminati dude shows up and wrecks everything*
marinette: oh damn that looks scary
adrien: *inner monologue* listen here u piece of illuminati shit i'm on a fucking date rn with this girl i like so if you could leave that would be gr8
illuminati dude: *disintegrates the bench they were on, causing the children to leap*
*adrien ends up on top of marinette*
marinette: ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
adrien: *gets up and GRABS HER HAND WHILE THEY RUN AKKSJFKJSKJAKLJ*
*a bench divides them and they desperately reach for each others hand and akjefdnwioer*
adrien: *runs away to become cat boy*
illuminati dude: *chases lil mari*
illuminati dude: lol you're dead as fuck
chat noir: *shows up* hey you little fucker stop messing with my bae
chat noir: *face softens and he FUCKING TWIRLS IN THE AIR TO GET TO MARI*
chat noir: ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
chat noir: *scoops up marinette and starts running with her*
the fandom: well fuck me in the ass with a spoon i was not expecting marichat but BOY AM I GLAD IT HAPPENED
chat noir: *gets marinette to safety* bye boo
marinette: wait! my bae, adrien, he's still in the park, he could be hurt
chat noir: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
chat noir: i mean, adrien's fine yeah lol he's good ahahhaha
chat noir: *twirls the fuck outta there*
marinette: i hate seeing him leave but i love watching him go
marinette: i mean, TIKKI TRANSFORM ME
*suddenly a wild ladybug appears by her boo*
chat noir: the akuma is some kinda illuminati shit from a video game
ladybug: he's almost at the maximum level which means he's gonna be real powerful
chat noir: wait, you play this game?
chat noir: we have so much in common, it's a match made in the heavens
illuminati dude: *levels up*
ladybug and chat noir: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
*super cool fighting and running sequence*
*suddenly in an arena or some shit*
*more super cool fighting and running*
chat noir: *destroys illuminati robot with cataclysm*
chat noir: chat noir to the controller, it's off the hook!
*children are suddenly presented with a robot and then the illuminati guy gets another one just because*
*cool fighting now featuring twice the amount of robot*
*like REALLY REALLY COOL FIGHTING*
ladybug: *catches the akuma and saves the day as usual*
*at the tournament thingy*
marinette: shit boy now i feel bad for totally WRECKING max
marinette @max: here u can take my place in the contest
adrien: and I will be giving up my place for marinette to play with you
marinette: wait no shit this isn't how i expected things to go
adrien: go my bae, make me proud
marinette and max: *win the contest bc why not*
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