I Still Wanna Be Holy

…Do you want to take the dogs on a walk with me?

"Do i?" Not even a fucking question, Jackass. Gimme the cuddly little fuckers.

Yeah, it's kind of a specialty of mine.

You don't say!? Well fuck me, I never knew that.

Nothing.

Oh no trust me, I'm calm. I'm fucking docile as a kitten right now.

Well I can't make any fucking promises. And jesus, calm down, it's not like we share a fucking bed. It's not my fault we wound up in the same damn building.

Nothing? Ever? Fuck that's a boring life.

Get fucking used to it.

Then again, Self Reighteous Cunt is sort of taken. S.R.C. Cirque.

We ended up snogging on a hospital bed after I ove— -falls quiet, shrugs- After I ended up spending a week in the hospital or something.

Jesus what is with you and Cirque and your fucking master-submissives. I don't fuckin' get it.

Yes, my name is Rhett it’s good to know you actually have a brain and that you were actually listening to me.

Oh I listen plenty. I even make it a point to commit most of the shit I hear to memory. It's sort of a thing. You know, knowing shit to hold over others' heads? Gets you places.

I feel like he would have mentioned it if he did. You're boy. He come from there too?

Rhett, right?

But, hey, I’m a compulsive liar sometimes. It’ll work out.

Doesn't change the fact that it makes me nervous. Fuck does Gabriel know?