Sazu

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

why don't you sit down and think about how ronan consistently dreams different vessels to hold all of the emotions (that his father (dreamer?) desperately packed into him) that are just too fucking big to be held inside his feeble mortal form. maybe if the night horrors hold all his self-hatred they can just rip him to pieces and he can be done with it maybe if Matthew holds all of his joy and utter thoughtless wonderment for the world he can look at him and actually love himself maybe if Bryde holds all his disdain and anguish and anxiety and ambition he can finally DO something about all of that maybe Bryde can figure out what the hell to do about all of this because he certainly can't. Why don't we all just have a mental breakdown maybe.

Declan and Gansey were really trying to get an otherworldly being to finish high school 😭

not enough is said about the fact that ronans pov of ninos night is haha i made declan mad and i barely even got in trouble for it. 🙂 eating pizza with my friends now and we dont even have to put up with my dick brother. 🤨 wait what the fuck why does adam have a crush on that waitress girl. thats not allowed. i literally got him to let me drag him around on a moving dolly last week thats like third base. act normal make fun of him about it. 😤🚶‍♂️i need to go outside. i need to punch 👊 something. (declan reappears with a lecture ready) oh perfect and theres my 🎯 target. (gets chewed out by gansey after beating declans ass) time to lock myself in my room for 3 hours and blast shitty edm until gansey falls asleep so i can get wasted at church after i beg god to tell me what i am (wakes up in a drunken haze on the pews) (is holding a screeching baby bird) 🐦‍⬛ 🫩why not. this might as well happen

All Gansey does is wear pastels, trot into caves, and get resurrected. When your boy is so easter

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

Does someone want to explain to me why One Direction engages in so much human trafficking, and why no one has stopped them?

do u think. post trk. ronan is back at that store and he sees that snowglobe and for some reason he feels compelled to buy it. he doesn't know why, but something is tugging on the back of his shirt and telling him to. and back at the barns in the sunlight the glitter is so bright and alive and it feels like someone else would love this but he can't place who and it bothers him to no end so he just shakes it again and watches the glitter fall and revels in the feeling of almost.

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

hold on

wheres winnie the pooh

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

hes the announcer