*YEEHAWS DISTANTLY*

Neptunia: Do you think I would make a good queen? Tabbitha, skateboarding across the hall: Queen of Jerking Off maybe

Tabbitha: Or, we do this the old-fashioned way! [pulls out a molotov cocktail] Ari: How did you make that so fast?!

Ari: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel. Tabbitha: You take that back.

Candi: Hey, do you have a bag I could borrow? Luna: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my stress-filled existence. Candi: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Ari: What are you doing- Luna, putting an egg in the toaster and the bread in the frying pan: I'm making breakfast. Ari: Yeah, I'm not hungry.

Candi: What’s more painful than heartbreak?! Luna: Earbuds with only one side working.

Tabbitha: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Luna: Bold of you to assume I like you anyway.

Ava: boy, I sure wish I didn’t have such a small wiener. Heh, and I’m also really glad that I’m not saying this out loud. Misa: the fuck are you doing, Ava? Ava: everything is going on in my head right now. a-and I’m not saying anything! I’m just sitting here quietly. Misa: *laughs* Ava: wait, why did Misa just snicker to herself? I better ask. Ava: hey Misa, what are you laughing about? Misa: Hehehe, the hell are you doing, man? Ava: uh oh. Misa: *laughing harder* Ava: I think the things i was thinking i was saying out loud. Am I speaking right now out loud? Oh no. Misa seems to be laughing more and more as if this is a gag, but it surely is not!

Luna: Hey, Ari, what would you do if I ordered a haunted doll off eBay? Ari: I cannot begin to explain to you how much I don’t want one of those things near me, ever, at all, and if you brought one into this house, your life will know the pain of one thousand hells. *doorbell rings* Luna: *sweating profusely*