ahfrickenfrick

Tim feels his heart drop reading the headline,

LOOK OKAY?

1. Why did the baby’s parents let her crawl around on the floor of a huge gala??

2. He was on a bunch of pain meds because he broke his foot

3. Said foot was in a boot

4. It wasn’t even a kick, more of a nudge! He honestly (probably) startled the kid more than anything

But that didn’t stop the (admittedly cute) kid from staring at him with unblinking eyes before tilting her head back and letting out a wail

Thankfully none of his family were near, but the gossip soon spread and Duke was soon crooning at him with a grin.

I fear it has always been this cringe. And to be cringe is to be free, and y’all have kinda forgotten that with the 20000099 years between seasons but I fear it’s the truth

jason: is a pigs pussy pork?

tim: what the fuck is wrong with you just say yes

but like the jump from season 1 to the very fist scene in season 3 is so fucking funny it really goes

“Guys we have to use our dnd knowledge to defeat the monsters in the real world”

and season three ig is “guys we have to use our dnd knowledge to defeat the RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT!?”

——

Dick is pacing in a run down apartment deep in the slums of Park Row, Jason sitting in front of him, a game boy in his hands as he listens to his older brother.

“—and you know what else he hid from me!? If he ever turns, I’m his plan in the files to take him out!”

Jason’s hands still. Dick catches it eyes narrowing. “What do you know?”

“Dick, every one of us has a contingency plan.”

“Yeah- I know this-”

“No- Dick. Every single one of us is in charge of a plan. Tim’s is Damian. Mine is Tim. Yours…”

“Is you… God Jace… how long have you been sitting on this.”

Jason only shrugs returning to his game. “Eh. Since I became Robin. I caught Bruce updating files. And when I came back and was granted access to the cave, I checked again.”

The older frowned, flipping himself into the couch next to his brother.

“When you die, I get next turn.”

okay disregarding the fact that casting directors don’t really care for height anymore unless it’s super SUPER important to the character

you’re acting like booster gold wouldn’t be the guy to lie about his height

least favorite thing about game grumps is that if you miss a second of game play on the screen you spend the next 15 minutes wondering wtf they are talking about

bruce: 8 heads!!! EIGHT!!!

and if i say that these two are the same and mean so much to me then what

tim: i don’t even know what twitter is

bruce: *inhaling deep, fingers on the bridge of his nose, his head has been hurting for 4 days straight* you know what? i don’t even care anymore. you could explode the batmobile inside of city hall and i wouldn’t care

tim: *brightens up* wait really?

bruce: for the love of GOD please don’t it’s just a metaphor

tim: where are we located again? this place looks shady even for Gotham standards

jason: it’s a dive bar

tim: but i didn’t bring a swimsuit