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the way my dog immediately comes to my side whenever i start having a complete fucking breakdown yelling at my computer when it misbehaves has me seriously considering having him formally trained to do that as a service animal and then i'll never have to worry about apartments and shit again :)

i think i once had an au where House was in storybrooke and gold and him were literally measuring canes.

I’m not saying I did but I’m also definitely not saying I didn’t just spend the last few hours playing around with making a multimuse promo

Remembering that time in a job interview my wife was asked what sort of fun sale/promo thing she would do to increase sales and she gave them an idea and then never got hired. They then used her idea 🙃

I’ll probs switch Remus’s blog to a multi so I can keep the url lmao. It’s my legacy. And also faultyconscience is a p good url for a multi for the types of characters I write lmao

Anyway I know I say this biannually and I’m always fucking lying but what if I actually wrote things again and just did a fucking multimuse and stopped being a lil bitch?

It’s a never ending cycle: I make it through to s5ish, see rumbelle crumbling, fall in love all over again with golden swan and then restart the show lmao. HELP ME!!!

Blah blah blah something something something about Regina and Gold’s outfits mirroring one another when they’re being nasty to each other <3

regina's whole story gives me massive recovery vibes.