A Guy Named Matt

First hailstorm of the year, almost made it to April. #ohhailno #hailhydra @hippyhairlemaire http://ift.tt/2nDv101

Got it in with hours to spare! Usually I just save these and forget to do anything until they are no longer relevant. http://ift.tt/2o6HrL6

My new job's ordering system. Copyright 1980. #work #timemachine http://ift.tt/2o6UbRP

My new job has dot matrix printers. In 2017. I swear this place is a time machine that only goes backwards. http://ift.tt/2msrX7H

Or movies, books, games, comics. There is no Pepe Silvia!! http://ift.tt/2mYyd5D

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Look who we got to follow in traffic! Did he try going straight in a turn-only lane? Did he look like a guy that has a "I ❤crack whores" sticker on his car not as a joke? Stay tuned to find out, or yes, because of course yes. http://ift.tt/2lLoz3p

Awesome new pops we got today! @hippyhairlemaire #eleven #strangerthings #netflix #upsidedown #funkopop http://ift.tt/2kXPDvS

Early Valentines gift from the best girlfriend anyone could ever want. Thank so much and I love you @hippyhairlemaire #valentines #adidas http://ift.tt/2lCQ5QY

My parents backyard #sunset http://ift.tt/2jSjdBE

Jamming' downtown #mckinneytx http://ift.tt/2jk739b

"I think that this would make a fantastic obit - so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra" - Carrie Fisher, "Wishful Drinking" #ripcarrie http://ift.tt/2ioeOqs

Christmas in Houston, now on the way back to Dallas already ✈️ http://ift.tt/2i5jq5l

Whelp... nobody's topping that gift to the soon-to-be grandma! #christmas #baby http://ift.tt/2hDHM52

Happy Hanukkah everyone #shalomies http://ift.tt/2i4nGSF

Why did we choose the coldest day of the year to punch a hole in the kitchen? #socold http://ift.tt/2hLfhD2

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