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[cue another suprize bitch]

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I've been hibernating. For a very long time. I might've even died at one point. But I don't remember.

 what the fuck does that mean- 

you fuckin dwee b 

//I'm sorry I did a shit job on bamboo paper because my computer is refusing to cooperate with me-//

Why you little fuc- be sure check out rea's blog! it's really cool and i think you should so, go do it-

Also I don't love you (unless u pay me $300 /hour)

You see, it's a metaphor. I put the homo thing in between my teeth but i don't become homo- 

Why would you do this to me-

I'm reeking of your charcoaly dragon ass and i can't get rid of it. 

And my "friendliness", was simply me being polite. Why be rude, when you can be polite and get what you want?

Also, burritos aren't my thing.. I'm more of an Asian cuisine type person. Go to Chipotle or Taco Bell.