frongs are god

when they’ve got some gold

they need to measure how much gold’s in the gold

so they take a carrot and ask it

they go

hey dude

how gold is this gold

and the carrot goes

ooh, 24?

cheers, lad

i just made myself a fruit salad in the most aggressive way

and began to re-plot an old story

all whilst being slowly choked by my incredibly stylised shirt collar

and i am not studing for my gcses

there’s a bit in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) where confetti’s all about the place, you see, and because it was the 90s the damned stuff doesn’t show up on the cameras very well

it just ends up as a glitchy, joyful blur of colour

It is DECEMBER THE TWELVTH FUCK YES

I SAW SOME SNOW

I SAW SOME ICE

I SAW SOME SKULLS

I SAW SOME COBWEBS

I SAW SOME ICY SKULLS WITH COBWEBS ON IN THE SNOW

and that is alright

at least

it would be alright

if the current phase happened to be based around anything but

that means watching The Queen (2006)

and doing very bad dancing to Take On Me

with a Nice picnic!!

and freshly baked bread!!!!!

and dare i say it....

one of them is me but slightly posh

fiddle diddle dee diddle diddle dee

*hits desk*

*hand is bleeding*