Oddly Specific Halloween Humor Starters
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👹One of our muses works at a Haunted House and the other is coming through with their friends and – whoops, they got so scared they fell down and oh shit now they’re bleeding
🎃Someone thought it would be a good idea to fit their head inside of a freshly-carved pumpkin, but needless to say, it was not their best decision.
😈Some kid really didn’t like their treats, and now our muses are spending all of November 1st trying to get the toilet paper out of the tree and hopefully not falling to their deaths on this wonky ladder.
👨🚒Our muses thought a seance on Halloween night would be fun, but instead of summoning a demon, all they got was a fire hazard from 50 lit candles on the living room carpet.
🎅While shopping for last minute Halloween decorations, one of our muses got so upset about the overwhelming amount of Christmas stuff on the shelves that they’ve been kicked out of the store for screaming.
🕸 In the midst of decorating the house, my muse has gotten tangled up the fake sticky webs and might just have to become part of the display if no one comes along and help them.
🌕Our muses are supposed to go out tonight but it’s a full moon and one of them is legitimately a werewolf. So it’s another night of closed blinds and scary movies.
🤡Our muses both want the same costume/prop, but there’s only one left in the store and less than 24 hours until the Halloween party.
🕷Your muse thought it would be a great idea to play a prank on mine with a plastic spider/bug/rat, not expecting that they’d get punched in the face mid-flail.
⛄It’s snowing on Halloween, it’s sNOwinG ON HAllowEEEEN
👻Our muses slip into the cemetery right before the gates close and – whoops, looks like they’re locked in for the night.
🦇One of our muses is non-human and all of their drunken mutual friends keep trying to get them to do spooky tricks for their entertainment, and damn does that get old real fast.
🐭Our muses want to dress up as a matching pair for Halloween, but can’t agree on whether to go the cute route or the spooky route.
🍬There was no good Halloween candy left at the store, so our muses have to choose between handing out mints that have been on the shelf for 40 years or just putting random shit in the kids’ bags.
🔮Our muses decide to see an obviously phony fortune teller just for fun, but turns out they said one of our muses will die in 24 hours and now that muse is inconsolable.
⚡One of our muses disregards all superstition or bad luck, but when lightning strikes and shuts off the power at midnight on Halloween night, it just seems a little too weird, you know?
💀Our muses decide to hang out in the cemetery on Halloween night, but somehow accidentally knock over a tombstone and could actually get arrested and/or cursed by the angry souls of the dead.
