Benney’s Adventure Team, Assemble!

if i was president and in the middle of an important speech id take out a sippy cup and drink out of it and then go “mm MM MMM sooooooo good !!!!!!” then put it back and carry on like nothing happened.

I think the thing that makes the Phoenix-Maya dynamic so uniquely excellent is that they’re both simultaneously the silly ridiculous one and the exasperated voice of reason in the relationship. Like, they’re stepping into a pitch-black room and Maya’s like “haha Nick are you scaaaaared?” but she’s hiding behind him the whole time. Or they’re watching a sappy movie and Phoenix is like “pfff Maya are you really getting all emotional about this?” but he’s like sniffling and wiping at his eyes. They’re both pathetic losers who share one brain cell that bounces back and forth between them and it’s just. So good

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

fanart on here is so generous i have seen these men and well they do not look like that

imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you