Black Lives Matter

my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

If you think about me you have to tell me, that’s the rule.

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

i’m too attached to sheet masks like.. u can only use them once… thats so sad

No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40’s. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30’s. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50’s. Life doesn’t end at 25. Let’s stop acting like it does.

I get on tumblr dot com, reblog 100 posts in less then 5 minutes, then i leave

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

Be good to your mother before you are good to anyone else

First post to get this many notes, and I’m so glad it’s this one. ^_^

No fuck bees kill them all

Kill all bees huh? Bees are responsible for pollinating around 80% of agriculture. Bees die, you die. Do research and get over your fears.

bees are so important save the bees