could the mash sex historians help me out??? is it possible that a vacheena having character could use a strap on in the time period mash is set in?? like what would they use or frankenstein together

yall are too focused now on "he would not say that" and not enough on what situations can I put the blorbo in to make him say that

if i do anything its going to be make a playlist instead of write

BJ/Mulcahy accidentally getting magically soulbonded/married/etc via divine forces out of their control but STILL refusing to break their vows (to Peg/God) and even when said Powers That Be are pulling out all the stops to make them fuck. So when BJ gets back home to Peg he's basically dragging Mulcahy back to his house via the damn red string of fate that was forced on them. Mulcahy just wants to go back to his parish and things to go back to normal and he keeps leaving the designated distance and almost killing them both. So BJ basically has to tell Peg so yea, weird magic happened and now I'm irrevocably bound to this shaky nervous priest who also can fight really good, in a way that transcends normal human understanding and has bonded our souls in such a way that if anyone tries to undo it we will both die a painful death.