Mαѕter of Dιѕɢυιѕe

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"No, I’m me! Not you me. Me me!"

What a ding dong.

"Who’s asking?"

" Me .... duh. "

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"Why is your hair pink?"

Why are you green? "

"I’m actually really good at using this wand. Sure, sometimes things catch fire, but lots of things catch on fire. That doesn’t mean it’s my fault.”

Show me your wand magic! "

♪ —  ”I Hate Water!               I HATE WATER!!                     I HATE W A T E R !”

                   right next to it? "

          " oOOoh-----hm, ouch. That looked like it hurt. "

             It's all part of the job. "

                             be    H E R E  !   “

                            I'm here on a mission and you can't stop me! "

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