Agent Ted

I decided to make a short intro post!

I asked Schell Games if it is canon. Unfortunately it is not.

I also recreated it in twine.

This EOD Pin for my bag

Whatever this is called that I'll hang up in my room

An attempt at building A picture of Dr. Prism in lego. It turned out meh. Also lack of pieces and colors.

And lastly, and probably my favorite: An army of tiny Dr. Prisms!

First of all, a license plate with "ieytd" written on it. It's not a valid license plate unfortunately.

A green tie like the one JJ has

Phoenix gloves

EOD T-shirt

A Roubtler T-shirt

Some ieytd stickers on my computer

Now to the Dr. Prism stuff!

I have those glasses Dr. Prism has but not in blue unfortunately.

Earrings that look like the ones Dr. Prism has

Something that looks like the yellow shirt Dr. Prism has

A dark blue Dr. Prism sweater

Another Dr. Prism sweater but in black

So, first there is that pin board thing from the van:

This EOD earring:

A Dr. Prism bracelet because she's my favorite character:

Dr. Prism cutout:

whatever this is called from squeaky clean:

and lastly, a mimic mask for my JJ cosplay:

I obviously speak English, and I mentioned speaking Polish, but I actually also speak German and French and those two languages have subtitles. So I decided to look at what the lyrics were in those languages for cog in the machine and I decided to retranslate the German one to English because it's actually quite different. So here are the German lyrics:

Das Rädchen im Getriebe

Dieser Rausschmiss war ein Verrat

Ihr werdet bereuen, das was ihr tat

Die Zeit ist hier, ums zu gestehen

Und meinen Großtaten zuzusehen

Ihr habt mich unterschätzt

Doch der Kampf beginnt jetzt

Ich werd’s euch schon zeigen

Mein Genie der Welt beweisen

Ich gebe nicht auf, es gibt kein Zurück

Endlich is Schluss mit dem “Gut genug”

Jetzt werde ich mich rächen

Unbrechbare Regeln brechen

Ich hab das Sagen, ich bin der Boss

Ihr nur ein Rädchen in meinem Schloss

Du sollst der Beste von den Besten sein

Doch bist nur ein Klotz an ihrem Bein

Du bist nichts besonderes

Ich baute schon viel besseres

Ich schenkte dir deine Macht

Doch hab schon Größeres vollbracht

Dein Innerstes zerstören, das ist mein Ziel

Dein Herz herausreißen, ein Kinderspiel

Ich gebe nicht auf, es gibt kein Zurück

Endlich is Schluss mit dem “Gut genug”

Jetzt werde ich mich rächen

Unbrechbare Regeln brechen

Ich hab das Sagen, ich bin der Boss

Ihr nur ein Rädchen in meinem Schloss

Auf seltsame Weise verändert sich die Welt

Erbaute Mauern jetzt aus dem Blickfeld

Sag mir also, wer bist du?

Neue Kontrolle Zweifel Zwist?

Versuch zu verstehen, was ich tu

Mein Werk is meine Seele, kein Tabu

Ich gebe nicht auf, es gibt kein Zurück

Endlich is Schluss mit dem “Gut genug”

Jetzt werde ich mich rächen

Unbrechbare Regeln brechen

Ich hab das Sagen, ich bin der Boss

Ihr nur ein Rädchen in meinem Schloss

and here I translated it:

The cog in the gearbox

This expulsion was a betrayal

You will regret what you did

The time is here to confess it to us

And watch my great deeds

You underestimated me

But the fight starts now

I will show you!

Prove my genius to the world

I don’t give up, there is no turning back

Finally it’s the end with the “Good enough”

Now I will take revenge

Break unbreakable rules

I have the say, I am the boss

You’re just a cog in my lock

You are the best of the best

But you’re just a millstone around their neck

You are nothing special

I already built a lot better

I gifted you your power

But I have already accomplished a lot greater

To destroy your innermost, that is my goal

To rip out your heart, a piece of cake

I don’t give up, there is no turning back

Finally it’s the end with the “Good enough”

Now I will take revenge

Break unbreakable rules

I have the say, I am the boss

You’re just a cog in my lock

In a strange way the world is changing

Built walls now out of sight

So tell me, who are you?

New control, doubt, dispute?

Try to understand what I do

My work is my soul, not a taboo

I don’t give up, there is no turning back

Finally it’s the end with the “Good enough”

Now I will take revenge

Break unbreakable rules

I have the say, I am the boss

You’re just a cog in my lock

One of my native languages is polish, so I was very excited to hear the polish dialogue and song in first class. I’ve wondered for a longer time what the exact lyrics were but even with the music video and the help of my polish family, I couldn’t figure out what all the exact words were, so I asked Schell Games and this is what they gave me:

Znowu umknęła mi szansa na okróch szczęścia,

Tym razem przysięgam, nie wytrzymam odejścia.

Dla Ciebie to gra, stawką w niej jest moje serce.

I kiedy przegram, niczego już nie chcę.Oczekuję na śmierć!

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć!

Oczekuję na śmierć!

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć!Bezdomny jak pies,

Nie będzie już łez.

Nie mogę być bez,

Twych objęć.Oczekuję na śmierć.

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć!

Oczekuję na śmierć!

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć!W mej głowie Twój głos,

Jest nie do zapomnienia.

Na poduszcze włos,

Bolesne wspomnienia.

Byłaś tą jedyną,

Miałem być z tobą do końca mych dni.

Lecz zamiast Ty nóż wbiłaś w serce mi!Oczekuję na śmierć!

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć.

Oczekuję na śmierć!

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć.Bezdomny jak pies,

Nie będzie już łez.

Nie mogę być bez,

Twych objęć.Oczekuję na śmierć.

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć!

Oczekuję na śmierć!

Bez Ciebie tu być, nie wartym jest żyć!

Anyway, here I translated it. Although I speak polish every day, I never had real education in polish except for some afternoon schools many years ago, so it’s definitely not perfect and English is not even one of my native languages so from that side there might be some mistakes too. Overall I think my translation is not too bad though. If you have any suggestions on how to improve it or noticed I did something wrong, I am open to make changes if needed.

The chance for a bit of happiness slipped away,

This time, I swear, I will not be able to bear the separation.

For you it’s a game, my heart is at stake in it.

And when I lose, I don’t want anything anymore.

I am waiting for death!

To be here without you is not worth living!

I am waiting for death!

To be here without you is not worth living!

Homeless like a dog,

There will be no tears anymore.

I can’t be without your embrace.

I am waiting for death.

To be here without you is not worth living!

I am waiting for death.

To be here without you is not worth living!

In my head is your voice, it’s unforgettable.

On the pillow is hair,

Painful memories.

You were the one,

I was supposed to be with you until the end of my days.

But instead, you stuck the knife in my heart!

I am waiting for death!

To be here without you is not worth living!

I am waiting for death!

To be here without you is not worth living!

Homeless like a dog,

There will be no tears anymore.

I can’t be without your embrace.

I am waiting for death.

To be here without you is not worth living!

I am waiting for death.

To be here without you is not worth living!

Here is also the link to the music video, just in case.

I present: JJ ballerina!

And he's giving ballet classes to other ieytd characters as toddlers

I'm not really good at drawing, so they are just stick people.

Phoenix is pushing Zor, Ashley and Jenkins are doing nonsense and only Reginald and Anna are actually doing what they are supposed to do.

I started to tell people that Jesse Schell (CEO of Schell Games) is secretly Dr. Zor around march and I still persist that this is true to this day.

I think Schell Games likes my claim (I haven't heard about anyone else saying this, so i guess it's my claim, if there's someone else let me know though), at least enough to write about it on their website.

That text was written in a blog post in September on the Schell Games website where they announced the Rising Phoenix trilogy, but they mentioned this even earlier, at the end of the april fools event.

Around that time I also made a short comic explaining why exactly Jesse Schell is Dr. Zor. I wanted to share it here. (I'm not a great artist though, as you will see) I hope you'll like the story.

Today I'm informing you about a very important piece of information from ieytd; Dr. Prisms shoe size. I haven't found any official information about it, so I went to ieytd and measured her shoes myself.

Her shoes are approximately 28cm long, which is 11 inches. Since it is difficult to measure something virtual with a non virtual ruler, I might be one or two cm off.

Hello again, today I thought I'll share something I also got from the Schell Games player support. It may be not as exciting as dialogue sheets, but I thought it is still worth mentioning. I hope this post will be useful.

In friendly skies, you can listen to some voicemails. The first few ones are from Daniel Sans and they foreshadow the events in squeaky clean, but then there are around 20 fan submitted voicemails. Since they were fan submitted and quite silly, I wasnt sure if they were canon.

I asked Schell Games about it and they are considered canon.

Hello!

This is my first post on tumblr, so I still don't know exactly how this works, but I thought this is a good opportunity for a first post and I hope that some might find it useful.

A while ago, we got an Ieytd 2 dialogue spreadsheet. A bit later, I started a project and keeping the spreadsheet in mind, I decided to ask the Schell Games player support for the spreadsheets of the other games since it would be useful for my project.

After some waiting, Schell Games finally wrote back and gave me the sheets. Unfortunately, since Ieytd 1 was in development over a decade ago, all the lines they could get from ieytd 1 were the lines in death engine, so the Ieytd 1 sheet only includes death engine.

Here I included the direct links to the sheets and the folder with other Ieytd information where the sheets are located. Lastly, thank you to @lovelylittlelobster who helped me with the sheets and the folder is also hers!