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@agent-oregon
Whoever put my white garments in with a single red sock.
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agentcalical:
Wait back the truck up, How do you know Iâve even broken any rules? You been following me Egon? Iâm gonna have to start singing that âfeels like somebodyâs watchin meâ song when I see your ass around. Plus I havenât stole anything from you yet so donât even worry about it. Speaking of, where the hell were you before here and how the fuck did you get here? Secondzies, how many times a day do you clean your gun?Â
Statistically, itâs safe to assume that you have broken rules. And you already just admitted to the âflaming-pillowâ incident just now. I donât follow anyone around, but if things happen around me, I am inclined to take note. I was stationed in ONI, Agent California. One of my specialties is information gathering and analyzing. I happen to clean my gun twice a day.
agentcalical:
I shouldnât be surprised. Of course you know every rule. And fuck that. Guidelines. Guidelines arenât rules theyâre guidelines so I donât really have to follow them, therefore Iâve broke none. And donât bring up the pillow in the rec room. That shit was on fire when I got in there. I was trying to put it out when I whacked that grunt with it. Fucking grunt half walked into it. That might have been one rule I broke, accidentally of course. If anything it was a good lesson in safety. Donât walk into a room without first surveying it.Â
I donât know what to reply to this Agent California, except to say that you donât have to âjustifyâ anything to me. I am only your peer- but if you feel the need to justify your actions out of guilt, then perhaps your time is better spent apologizing to Command?
You are also correct. That is a good lesson for new recruits to learn.
agentcalical:
Itâs notâŚdid you really just call fucking sparklers contraband? Fuckin killin me smalls. And youâre only sayin it doesnât matter cause you didnât have any friends when you were younger. We might have been friends if you didnât report them, but weâll never know cause you reported them.
âŚâŚDid you justâŚyou justâŚ[Cali ran a hand over his face shaking his head from side to side] I canât even with you Egon. YouâreâŚI bet your ass knows every rule on this ship by heart donât you? Donât you?
Yes, I know every rule on the Mother of Invention, Agent California, youâre supposed to know the rules before you join. Thatâs why they send you the Project Guidelines. But again, yes, I know all the rules. If you do not, I can arrange some time to meet with you to teach you about them. And point out all the rules youâve broken that Iâve observed since youâve been stationed here.

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agent-nh:
New Hampshire couldnât help but raise an eye brow at the other taking notes rather than paying attention to his introduction. He couldnât help but become curious with the whole situation. He wondered if it was some form of test. âUhhâŚâ He couldnât help but start, he was confused more than anything. âWell, Iâm a mechanical technician and I guess Iâm good at CQC.â He told the other glancing down his at fidgeting hands âI was a helljumper before being recruited to the project and before than of course the marinesâ He answered with a frown of discomfort. He looked at Oregon his head tilted to one side. âIs this some sort of test?â He couldnât help but blurt out.Â
 Oregon looked up and blinked,âAre you currently distressed at the notion that you are being âtestedâ? Why does that garner a negative reaction?â Oregon took a small bite of his ration bar as he jotted a few more notes down,âIt seems you are nervous, but thatâs unusual. This is a Project- did you not realize that we are being âtestedâ every second? Every second of you caught on camera is used to judge and analyze you... Or, do you think I was sent by Command to test you? No- I have not yet been assigned to such a duty. Iâm merely making observations that could be useful in the future. My specialty is data-analysis, heavy-armaments, and sabotage or demolition.â
agent-oregon :
I have no idea what youâre talking about, Agent California. I would not take such contraband into my own possession. I simply alerted Command, and they sent a Grunt to come confiscate it and take it away.
If you wish for reimbursement, you could always petition to bill the Project.
Oh my god Oreo. ItâsâŚyou didnât have may friends growing up did you? Cause seriouslyâŚseriously. Fun police, thatâs what Iâm calling you cause if there is any fun your ass is going to police it to death. Sparklers Egon. Sparklers.Â
Being caught with contraband doesnât sound fun to me, Agent California. And how many âfriendly relationshipsâ I had as a juvenile matters little. I doubt you and I would have been âfriendsâ if I hadnât reported the sparklers, so I donât currently see any reason why I shouldnât have.
Besides, in that scenario I didnât âpoliceâ anything. I reported it. You should label me as a âFun Narcâ or âFun Ratâ for full understanding and clarity. It would at least make more sense.
Itâs been weeks since the Fourth, and I am still finding sparklers. This is too much.
Just a reminder: All forms of fireworks are prohibited and extremely dangerous in a pressurized spacecraft. This warning goes out to whoever hid sparklers in the couch in the âRec Roomâ.
You leave the sparklers in the couch of the rec room? Cause if your ass didnât you owe me some cash and theyâre just sparklers. Itâs not like Iâm lighting off legit fireworks.Â
I have no idea what youâre talking about, Agent California. I would not take such contraband into my own possession. I simply alerted Command, and they sent a Grunt to come confiscate it and take it away.
If you wish for reimbursement, you could always petition to bill the Project.
Just a reminder: All forms of fireworks are prohibited and extremely dangerous in a pressurized spacecraft. This warning goes out to whoever hid sparklers in the couch in the âRec Roomâ.

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agent-oregon
Oregon looked up from his note-pad to quickly look over the other agent before looking back down to his note-pad, writing some things in it silently. After he filled the page and flipped to the next he looked back up with his normal expressionless face,âI was told to interact more, so I set up a scenario that had a high likelihood of prompting âsocial interactionsâ. It has been a very successful maneuver so far. I am Agent Oregon. What is your designation?â
The agent couldnât lie that the slice of cake did in fact pull him over. He glanced down at it before looking up at Oregon. âUhhâŚmy designations New Hampshire. But please call me Hammy if you want, itâs easier to say.â he answered with a grin. âPleasure to meet you Oregon.â He said holding his hand out to the other agent.
As New Hampshire talked, Oregon paid more attention to his note-pad then the other agent, writing more then was even said. He looked up as âHammyâ offered the hand, and Oregon slowly reached out to give it a light shake,âVery well, Agent New Hampshire. Itâs also been a âpleasureâ to meet you. May I inquire as to what your specialization is? And your military background? I understand if that is a âsensitiveâ topic.â
agent-nh:
New Hampshire had walked into the Mess Hall in hopes of finding a meal or snack to munch on. He has recently got out of his mandatory training session. He went and grabbed a protein shake and an apple fighting the urge to just grab a bag of chips instead. He was going to leave and enjoy his snack elsewhere, but out of the corner of his eye he caught someone sitting by themselves.
The agent raised an eye brow is curiosity as he approached the man. âHey there, what you doing?â He asked point to the note-pad. Before the other agent could say anything he sat down across from him taking a bite out of his apple.
Oregon looked up from his note-pad to quickly look over the other agent before looking back down to his note-pad, writing some things in it silently. After he filled the page and flipped to the next he looked back up with his normal expressionless face,âI was told to interact more, so I set up a scenario that had a high likelihood of prompting âsocial interactionsâ. It has been a very successful maneuver so far. I am Agent Oregon. What is your designation?â
It was a strange circumstance that saw Oregon actually sit down in the Mess Hall. Unless it was a Wednesday- then he would eat all meals in the Mess Hall, but sit in the corner, and his eyes never stayed fixated on his plate but observing everyone else. But a Tuesday was not normal for Oregon. The truth was, he had a meeting with the Counselor, and was told that he was being too isolated. He was âadvisedâ that putting himself in situations that resulted in interactions with other agents would be seen as âfavorable behaviorâ from Command. So Oregon had his note-pad out with a glass of water and a rations bar in front of him. And sitting in front of the seat directly across from him was a piece of chocolate cake.
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If the âshortassâ is as healthy as Iâve seen it eat, then it would not be much of a fight. Iâll be scheduling all future training with Agent Maine.
Ha! Youâre cute. Tell me again how youâd manage to beat a CQC specialist when your primary opponents are pens that are running out of ink? No fucking notepad is gonna save you in the ring, you know.Â
I have no interest in continuing this increasingly juvenile and aggressive dialogue. I wish you good day Agent Maryland.
agent-nh replied to your post: Who stole all the ration bars from the Mess Hall?...
We should install surveillance feed and call people out
Iâve already petitioned Command for permission to install cameras, and it was denied. They didnât tell me to take any down that I had already installed though, so weâll see soon enough.

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Who stole all the ration bars from the Mess Hall? Snacks and alcohol is fine, but this trend has gone too far. I am not above speaking to Command over Ration Bars.
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