Some of my favourite quotes from the mario kart pride stream
Jon: New rule: Itβs pride so all the straights have to stop moving for 10 seconds every race
Michael: Weβre all sitting there, I see Matt go and Iβm like βBULLSHIT, STRAIGHT! GET BACK HEREβ
Matt: They really donβt bring up how this game should be rated M Kdin: It really should, especially when weβre playing with you Michael: Rated M for Matt
Kdin: Itβs nice to know that nothing has changed since I left Gavin: No I think weβre all a bit sadder
Jon: I just got hammered in all the holes. Just, all 12 of them Matt: Damn, 12? Matt, quietly: Luckyβ¦
Kdin: As soon as I bring up numbers Gavin gets mad and I love it Gavin: I get confused which in turn makes me- VERY angry
Lindsay: I just like to think of Matt as like the uh, yβknow in dog races when they let that fake rabbit out first and all the dogs chase it? Thatβs Matt Michael: Yeah, weβll never catch it but we want it dead
Alfredo, when asked to try to be aggressively nice: Uhhβ¦ shit, I donβt know, I donβt have anything nice to say to anybody
Kdin: Iβve been working 7 days a week for like, 90 days Gavin: Thatβs how you have a heart attack and die Kdin: Hell yeah Iβm racing to the f- Iβm gonna be first at something dammit in this stream!
Matt: You donβt know me Kdin! Youβve been gone for 45 years or some shit
