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Heads up, I may be axing the RvB spoiler blog.
There were only a few of us doing it to begin with and it looks like some other people are abandoning ship as well. So far, there just isnāt a ton of discussion happening past like the initial two days of sponsor viewing, and I honestly find the sideblog pretty cumbersome for that and for archival purposes.
If I start posting First spoilers here they will alwaysĀ be under a cut and alwaysĀ tagged, and I will not reblog anything that canāt be cut until the episode is public. If thereās anything else I can do to help people avoid spoilers, please let me know. I donāt want to inconvenience my followers, but I honestly donāt think the sideblog thing is going to become common practice, and I think itās probably more practical in the long run to keep things centralized and find ways to properly hide spoilers there.
For the convenience of those who use mobile a lot, I do recommend washboard.ws.Ā
[RvB 15.03] On Unicorn Guy
Iām probably not the first person to say this, but if I had to place a bet on Unicorn Guy being an established character, itād be Santa, the alien AI guarding the temples on Chorus.
Iāve seen some speculation that Unicorn might be Sangheili, but his armorās human, and humans and Sangheili just donāt have the same physiology that way. But if Unicorn is an AI, which some people have posited also, then his armor model doesnāt matter, species-wise.
The voice distortion isnāt exactly the same, but it certainly bears more similarity to Santa than it does to say, Locus, or any other other established character living or dead. It makes sense that Santa would be looking for Tucker, specifically, since the sword makes Tucker special. And Unicornās words about being no one except to the ones he seeks to serve makes a lot of sense for an AI construct with a specific purpose, and would be much more interesting in that context than as anotherĀ āI live to follow ordersā human character in the vein of Locus.
If the Reds and Blues have been missing from Chorus since they boarded the Staff of Charon, and the UNSC has been blockading the planet, then perhaps an AI was the only person who could get offworld, sent in a last-ditch effort to find out what happened to Chorusās heroes.
Plus, he does have a red and black color scheme and we all love that color scheme shit.
Anyway, thatās where my money is.
[RvB 15.03] next ep speculation
Dylan and Jax are going to Chorus...
*presses hands dramatically to my heart* How will they get through the blockade? Will they be allowed to land? What will they find there? Will they meet Kimball? Will they meet Carolina!?Ā
I still think weāre going to find that the Reds and Blues having been missing since they boarded Hargroveās ship, and that Epsilonās goodbye message was the last anyone down on the planet has heard from them.

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[RvB 15.03] On location.
āI spent a fortune on this slipstream so you could hear me loud and clear.ā I... what. Carlos, what. I donāt think that word means what you think it means.
Okay, so. there are a lotĀ of things off here, besides Carlosā vocabulary. For one thing... this is not the Mother of InventionĀ crash site. It cannot be.
Thereās no cliff.
You know, the cliff the Meta tossed Carolina off? The cliff e!Tex busted a huge chunk off of with explosive? The cliff the Meta went over anchored to a Warthog?
Thereās no cliff.Ā This cannot be the same crash site. Thereās no way the ship just... magically is suddenly nestled in a valley surrounded on all sides by mountains (dare I say: a box canyon), instead of at the edge of a cliff with arctic waters below.
If this wasnāt a season that hinged so heavily on deception, false information, and visual clues (the weapons being wrong, for example), Iād be much more inclined to chalk it up to limitations of the Halo map. As it stands, IĀ reallyĀ hope this is an actual clue, because they went to the trouble of showing that very identifiable husk of the Invention, and then... no cliff. Two major characters got tossed off that cliff! Itās Important.
So I say: this is not the real crash site. This is staged.
And if Dylanās intel on the Project led her here... well, that explains why her information is so off.Ā āEvery single former agent is either dead or missing,ā sure, true enough. āMost of the disappearances happened since the Reds and Blues started their crime spree.ā They most definitely did not. Every named agent except Wash and Carolina has been dead for years already.
So: staged location, false records, and Red and Blue imposters poised to ambush our girl and her trusty cameraman. At least Dylanās catching on quick!
I canāt wait to see what sheāll find on Chorus.
I will write an actual episode post something this week, I swear x__x
I did like it, Iāve just been so busy.
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[RvB 15.01] A Theory
So, the story goes that the Reds and Blues disappeared after the events of the Chorus trilogy, and I think that answers (in a roundabout way) our questions as to why we donāt see Wash and Carolina with them.
I think the Reds and Blues havenāt been seen since they boarded Hargroveās ship. Whether the ship jumped out of the system, or appeared to be destroyed, Iām guessing no one on Chorus knows what became of them or where they are.
If thatās the case, then Iāll figured Wash and Carolina are still on Chorus--fighting the good fight to keep the planet safe and free, and hoping their friends are somehow still alive out there.
And if news of the Reds and Bluesā supposed spree of violence has made it back to Chorus, well. Their reactions should be interesting. Especially given the memories of Freelancer and the Sarcophagus mission that this new heist would evoke. Will they be shocked? Assume itās UNSC propaganda? Believe the Reds and Blues would never, couldĀ never do something like that? Or suppose that whatever theyāre doing, they must have their reasons?
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RvB 15.01
New female character in the first five seconds? You know the way to my heart, Mr. Nicolosi. And yes, I know what happens a minute later, but the thing is, sheās not the onlyĀ one and I always appreciate it when they remember that the background characters and extras shouldnāt be all dudes anymore than the main cast should be. So for me personally that was a great start and speaks well of later things.
Speaking of, well. That bombing shouldnāt have surprised me per se (I mean, they did set that up in about the first five seconds) but it was, imo, an effective plot point kill-off in that manner of Rogers and Cunningham from Season 12. Itās not like we were attached to these new characters exactly but I can say for myself that I was already finding them pretty endearing based on their dialogue and it certainly was a jolt to realize, welp. Theyāre all dead now.
Which brings us to dialogue, an area in which I think this episodes absolutely shone.Ā I really didnāt feel like a single word was wasted--without fail, every line worked to set the scene, establish the new characters, and entertain besides. The dialogue was well-paced and well-delivered. Itās got me really looking forward to seeing how the writing plays out as the season goes on. Weāve yet to hear the established characters speak, of course, so weāll see how that goes, but as far as the new ones, I have nothing but good to say about the writing.
We are ten months post-Chorus. I appreciate being given a concrete timeframe upfront rather than having to extrapolate later--thatās something later seasons of RvB have been much better about. Iām also very happy that this new arc is connected to Chorus and following up on the events of Chorus while still being a new story. There is so much affection for Chorus and its story and characters among the present fandom (myself included!) that I think that was a very good choice.
The people of Chorus (and possibly the Reds and Blues) are actual insurrectionistsĀ now. I could not be happier. (Regardless of what the Reds and Blues are actuallyĀ doing, I think itās safe to say theyāll be on the side of Chorus.)
I wasnāt necessarily on board with the Imposter Theory at first, but as of now itās definitely looking plausible. Lots of people have pointed out since the trailer that the Reds and Bluesā weapons donāt seem right--Sarge not using his trusty shotgun, Tucker carrying a sniper rifle with no sword in sight. The fact that we donāt hear any of them speak, I think, only supports the idea that itās not really the Reds and Blues we know.
Then thereās the Church-colored soldier disembarking from the Pelican. Personally, Iām not hoping Church is somehow alive (I think itās time to let him rest). That aside, Epsilon post-season 8 has been actively disinterested in having a physical body, even bragging about the advantages of his incorporeal state, so the appearance of a physical body I think supports the theory that it isnāt him or any Church derived from him.
And at last we come to Dylan Andrews, our intrepid reporter--donāt worry, Iād never forget about our new girl. :) Making her the reporter who ran theĀ āColorful Space Marinesā headline after season 10 was suchĀ a good decision. Not only does she have a previous story connection, she has a connection to the Reds and Blues themselves--so much so that she says with some confidence,Ā āI know them.ā Sheās motivated to find out whatās happening not only as an irresistible story, but as a huge question mark that is at least a little bit personal. She wants not just to know, but to understand.Ā
And thus far, sheās a delight. Her banter with her boss was fantastic, and one of the most entertaining bits of dialogue, though as I said above, I thought all of it was wonderful. I really enjoy the already-emerging relationship between Dylan and her boss Carlos--heās grumpy, sure, and full of hilarious vinegar about her ambitious lead-hunting, but thereās a clear rapport between them, because Dylan doesnāt hesitate to respond with snark: āThanks a million, honey bucket.ā
Next episode seems highly likely to give us our intrepid journalist meeting everyoneās favorite party Grif down in Blood Gulch, and I canāt wait to see how that goes. (It also offers a not-unreasonable probability of this season passing the Bechdel test in episode 2, and when was the last time thatĀ happened?)
In short, I am frankly thrilled with this prologue. These days I try to come in without many expectations, preferring to see what comes and enjoy it for what it is, but this new episode is pretty much my bag in every single way, and I couldnāt be happier. I think weāve got a fun season ahead of us, and I look forward to it.
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@kireiwei said:Ā
i didnt even last a full day and it was too much i needed to see the episode so i got a first membership and BOY WAS IT WORTH IT. MY GIRLFRIEND WAS CALLING ME A DORK FOR FREAKING OUT AND SCREAMING BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT. DYLAN IS A BABE AND IM GONNA CRY CAUSE BLOOD GULCH IS BACK BABY!!! MY HEART!!! sorry for screaming ohmygod but im just SO EXCITED. also now i can talk meta and spoilers and follow your first blog!!! im so weak for my boys. not even a whole day. theyve ruined me.
(Just brought this ask over here from the main for spoilers!)
Welcome aboard! Iām so glad youāre feeling it was worthwhile because boy I sure am. Iāll have a more complete episode post up in a few, but boy howdy I am just over the moon about this one.

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The spoiler sideblog rises again!
This will be Anneās RvB spoiler zone for season 15, so if youāre a FIRST member, come follow me over here!
Same tagging policy will be in effect, #rvb first spoilersĀ and readmores for anything not out to the public.