Just a silly little guy 🍉

I'm so fucking scared of science mice dude. Specifically the ones they're giving exercise addictions to for the sake of replicating human eating disorders. Because you know the mice are jacked as hell

I got too high and started thinking about an eating disorder study I read, and then got really really scared because I couldn't stop thinking about the mice. I do like how no one questioned this post and was like "yeah willow what the hell sure" because my normal posts are also insane

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

This is a major issue I've found with online relationships. Ironically, despite actually meeting people IRL being more difficult, hanging out IRL is so much easier, since you can just sit with someone and vibe whereas if you're on the phone then you're just sitting in silence with the magic slab.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

black kids get their lives stolen from them if they defend themselves from white kids "going through a phase"