w-whats the marriage story can you give teeny tiny summary or smth holy cow
ill gladly retell it but it sounds like complete horseshit, the only thing i have to prove myself is the fact that i made all those lying on the internet compilations because i hate people who bullshit this stuff and ive studied them enough to know that if i wanted to fabricate my own i would have made this way less stupid and more believable. ANYWAY
in like 2006 or 7 i was really into metalocalypse and made a myspace page for my fan character and there was a handful of people who roleplayed as the members of dethklok so i friended and interacted w them as my OC, they had a little following so when people saw us interacting on bulletins or tagging each other they would come and friend me (my OC), obv not knowing its a 13 year old doing it cause all the pics were just drawings of her
so this one guy friended me and immediately formed a weird obsession with my character and would constantly comment on her stupid myspace pics (again - drawings, and not very good ones) with shit likeĀ āyou look goodāĀ āsexyāĀ āwe could be together if this was Cool Worldā and would occasionally message me with more or less the same sentiments but i didnt wanna talk to a random greasy stranger so i never responded with more than aĀ āthxā
he went silent after a while and i didnt think much of it until a couple weeks later he shot me another message to the tune ofĀ āhey babe im sorry ive been quiet my wife found our messages and kicked me outā and thats how i ruined a marriage through my metalocalypse OC
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