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@people who insist on not letting their dogs on the furniture, have you considered letting go of the chains of civilization and just allowing nature to retake its rightful place in your home?

Hey maybe mass disarmament of the public and a federal registry of mental health records accessible by law enforcement is actually pretty authoritarian

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the tempe police released the video of the woman getting hit by the autonomous uber car (i guess they paused it before anything graphic was witnessed) and of course people are making excuses for the company and not the woman whose life was cut short. like you can see the woman appears to come out of nowhere because it’s dark out but shouldn’t an autonomous car be able to tell if there’s a living thing in front of it even if it’s dark outside? this is the type of shit you get figured out before you put a literal fucking algorithm in charge of a 2,000 pound metal box on wheels maybe

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In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

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