AFTON

so im an idiot and never did their bio pages, but they’re up now!!  please give em a read

“i’m gonna go with ‘no’ on that one.”

DO NOT REBLOG

“direct me to them and i’ll do so gladly.”

“your mere existence is a nuisance.”

cody is staring at you.  he knows you have a cola, and he would like some too, please!

“i come back just to be slandered immediately?  and i thought manners were an afton’s strong point.”

“you know, this is oddly entertaining.  but if it escalates, i’ll assist.”

... and he’s crying.  shit..

“for the last time, my name is william.  not vincent, not eggplant man with a knife; william.”

“cody, my darling, if your safety is on the line, i can make the exception.”

“i’m not freaked out, just surprised.  the ‘master’ thing threw me off, but other than that she seems like quite the nice babysitter.”

off he goes, happy as can be!

“well, if you insist... then i suppose i shall accompany you.  i’ll provide a getaway ride!~”