mercy is my wife

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

Man i love the crash event. 52k people posted a single word, the queue system broke, everyone forgot it was gonna happen and got confused about why they posted crash. Several hundred people got the time so wrong that i saw someone post it every hour. Despite a timezone calculator being included in the post. It was aknowledged in a staff post. I roleplayed as an army general trying to keep my troops motivated. The whole thing left 0 cultural impact on the site

let's make it an annual thing but we choose a different day every year

did you have to pick homestuck numbers. i understand that you're tumblr user jenna hiveswap but did you have to

Tbh i wanted a random date but i saw the 413 in your url and i knew what i had to do

sometimes you block someone and it's like in another life we would be doing coke in a bathroom together but instead you're on tumblr and i fucking hate you

The fresh prince of Blaire witch project

reblogging this again to add that this is especially funny bc in like 3 episodes jake finds out hes a product of mpreg. anyway

fuckin gmod contraption lookin ass

Me seeing the video playing silently: Oh yeah this is gonna have some rad sound

while i understand where people are coming from i think its funny when people romanticize the old internet

i love the tags on this post because it's a mix of people acting like im exaggerating and people being like "i watched 1 guy 1 jar at a slumber party when i was 10 years old"

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes this is so dope yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne