Seth Meyers: Is it worth it to purchase travel insurance when you buy your tickets online?
Judy Grimes: I think I'd have to say no because only 4% of flights get canceled and not rescheduled immediately.
Seth Meyers: See that's great you just did it!
Judy Grimes: Just kidding, it's not 4% it's 80%. Just kidding, it's like 2%, like milk! And oh I'm talking about about dairy again. Just kidding, I'm not. Just kidding I am. Just kidding I have an obsession with cows. Just kidding, cows have an obsession with me. Just kidding, every time I go by a farm, cows are like, 'We're obsession with you!' Just kidding, they're like "Moo." Just kidding they're like 'Get out of here, you stink!' Just kidding I'm like 'You stink, you walk around in your poop all day,' and they're like 'Uh it's not my choice.' Just kidding, I know it's not your choice, it's my choice. Just kidding, it's like I choose Healthy Choice frozen dinners, now Thai vegetable. Just kidding it's American Vegetable at Betterbee. Just kidding it's Australian Vegetable. Ello I'm a carrot. Just kidding, I'm not Australian. Just kidding I am. I was born in Melbourne. Just kidding, I was born in Harrisburg in a huge hospital. Just kidding, I was born in a small wagon. Just kidding it was averaged sized, just normal place to be born. Just kidding, I don't remember anything from that day because I was a new born. Just kidding, I was an old born. Just kidding, I was Jason Bourne! Those movies are based on my life. Just kidding, they're not. Just kidding they are. Hey, look over there! Just kidding, what I'm talking about is over there. Just kidding, look down there because no one has in a while. Just kidding, my doctor did this morning and he said 'Clean bill of health.' Just kidding, he said 'Clean it up,' and I said 'Whaaat.' Just kidding, I said 'I'm not surprised.' Just kidding, I was surprised and I went like this. *gasp* Just kidding, that's my impression of Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. Just kidding, this is my impression of him: I can't believe everyone left me. Oh no, what does Joe Pesci want? Just kidding, I know what he wants. He wants what everybody wants: more 3D movies! Put on your glasses everybody. Whooooaa. Just kidding this is not for me. Just kidding, it is. Whooooaa. Just kidding, I feel like I'm there. Just kidding, I don't know where I am. Just kidding, but I do know where I want to be: back in the US, back in the US. Just kidding, back in the USSR. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.
