AeternalThirst

spitters are quitters. i will swallow literally anything you put in my mouth

To nut is human; to goon is divine.

in this life there is no substitute 4 making slutty little noises as u pinch off a big one. remember that

pullin' my leg...yankin' my chain...jerkin' me off....im just glad we all agree its a yanking motion

liking a post w/o rbing it is the tumblr equivalent of fuckn sum1 nasty in a closet nd pretending u dont know them the next time u meet

How can one defend the indefensible? Step 1: Get horny

texas more like SEXas this is a cry for help the coyotes are closing in

dew me harder. i crave gamer juice

my bad dragon order got held up by trade war so I've had to fuck real monsters: gamers

easier access to covid-19 tests really dulled the thrill of letting strangers spit in my mouth,,,it used to be neither of us knew how that was gonna play out

i can take any viral load. spit in my mouth and cum down my throat. i dare u.

If theres two thing i know it's 1) by law capybaras have to have at least 200 sq ft of enclosure and 2) other people don't appreciate the level of dedication I bring to pet play

been so bored and understimulated that i found myself on the verge of watching porn today. what the fuck. at least the shame gave me something to nut to i guess????

look, at this point my blood is an antibody cocktail against most diseases modern & ancient, arctic & tropical. im not sayin itd cure the corneavirus, but itd defintiely take care of any syphilis u got

Whatever it is that's on your mind tonight, whatever chance it is you're scared of taking, remember that regret is often the most painful memory of all. You should probably just go ahead and lick it, whatever it is.