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i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

I hope this photographer won a prize

Most immortals become the angsty “everyone I have ever loved is gone” kind of immortal. You, on the other hand, instead took it upon yourself to be a loving presence to entire generations of your chosen family, because they are descended from someone you once loved long ago.

one thing i love about being a swiftie is that taylor’s catalog is so vast that sometimes a song you either didn’t rly like before or that just didn’t stick out to you for years can suddenly just click to you and it’s like getting new music all over again

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.

You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.