see you on the other side

“It’s either you unload your romantic woes or I turn into a wolf without the distraction. Take your pick.” Ilum rolled his eyes. “I hate you.” “You don’t.” “I do. Genuinely.” “You’ll hate me more if I Change,” I pointed out. “For real, I’m an annoying dog. I may even get the zoomies.”

"I can’t bring you anywhere if I want to maintain my dignity.”

I snorted. “What dignity?”

“Well, obviously you don’t see it,” he said. “You know too much about me. I stopped being cool at least a year into our marriage.”

I cocked an eyebrow. “Babe, you stopped being cool approximately twelve seconds after I met you.”

Ellard is filed under "OCs of mine who have had an entire world of horrible things happen to him but goddamn if he's not going to stay so kind anyway"

“I like opening jars for you. Makes me feel very helpful.”

“I mean, you’re so good at it.”

“Clearly, one of my most marketable skills. Archery. Videography. Jar opening–”