can u stop fucking around

Techno: Y’know last week I was thinking to myself, “Y’know what? We’re coming up- we’re coming up on 4 million subscribers. Y’know I- I- I’m getting- y’know I’m- I’m getting- I’m getting some money when I stream.” And I was thinking, “Y’know it’s about time I indulge on some real luxuries”, chat. Get some material goods in my life. And I was thinking here, “What could I really use?” And I thought to myself, “I should get a second pair of glasses.” (Oh Phil’s here) A second pair of glasses. Because it occurred to me that I- y’know these- y’know these glasses? This very fragile device on my head that I rely on to function as a human being? I only have one of them. And so it occurred to me- it occurred to me that’s probably- that’s probably just not a good idea to only have one and no backup. So anyways, I broke my glasses two hours ago. Uh it was not good. It was not good. I’m currently- I can currently see because I taped them back to together with scotch tape. I have- I have 3.8 million subscribers and the only reason why I can do this stream is because of tape. It’s because of tape. My life is a joke.