Aeneas' Muses

Gonna make the bold assumption that this is for Ganondorf. Shocking, I know.

👄do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more?

Surprisingly, he prefers oral more. Both giving and receiving. It's a dominance thing.

🛏️what’s their favorite position?

Mating press, babyyyyy

🏬would they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public?

Hyrule really took exception to their existence after, y’know, Ganondorf pulled his shit.

It likely didn’t happen in the immediate aftermath of OOT. I can’t see that Zelda being cruel like that.

“As a young man, in my first life, I plotted and coveted power. All to give my people a better life than wallowing and dying in the desert. And what is the thanks I get? Betrayal. Stabbed in my back by my right hand. My defeat by the Hero of Time made possible by such treason. And then what happens? The Gerudo vanish from the historical records, forced to flee to the corners of the world.

“Never expect the Hylians to be grateful. They see the actions of the one and paint an entire race with that brush. The retribution was swift and unjust. The resulting diaspora lasted thousands of years... One of many reasons I do not forgive Hyrule.

“Now, my most recent life, I still gave. I brought myself to the heels of divinity in order to bring the Gerudo to prosperity. I did not even have to wait for a trusted confidant to betray me this time. The entire tribe did, as soon as they saw my charcoal skin. As soon as they saw my horns. As soon as they saw the power I then wielded, flowing through me like lava.

“A monster they called me! Demon! Monster... they knew not even the meaning of the word. In that life, this life, I am indeed monster-spawn... and I am not referencing my supposed status as Demise-kin.

"You would think so, wouldn't you?"