CROWLEY’S EYES LATCH ONTO THE COIN, this slight vibrating tension as they watch it. Their fingers tap, drum steadily against the arm of the chair. “Yeah, well,” They utter, a FAUX BREEZY tone as they wave a hand through the air. “Hardly my fault for it, hm? They tried to kill me.” It’s so casual, Crowley – before the trail, before stopping the End Times – would’ve had an OUNCE MORE respect geared towards the other.

Now? Well, Crowley could care less.

Still, the words catch their attention, eyebrows raising.

“THANK me, well then –” There’s a TEASING GRIN that crosses their face. “That isn’t EXPECTED,” they sit back, leaning slightly with a raised eyebrow. “Hell’s seriously FUCKED if you’re thanking me, huh?” After all, Hell didn’t do THANK YOUS, Crowley is much too aware of that.

it does not surprise him that the other would react the way they did,  it stands to reason that demonic beings were not the thankful type.  asmodeus learned that quick enough after his fall and it never vanished from his mind.  respect was to be given to those of a higher power but to show it to lesser beings  ?  uncommon.  nevertheless,  the prince leaned forward to place the coin onto the table and closer to the serpent.

-----     UPDATING ASMODEUS.

a glance up from the newspaper and then a heaved sigh, disappointment. “ i suppose it is. ” and their attention is turned back to the newspaper. “ and you are? ”

Hastur obeys, and takes a seat. 

There’s discomfort washing off of him in sheets. To say he was at ease ( genuinely at ease, anyway, he knew how to pretend ) amongst any of the princes besides his own would have been to assume the best out of Hastur. He was nervous by nature, wound like a spring, but to be around Them, that was… 

Hastur shifted his legs closer together, hands clasped neatly on his knees. If he didn’t fear directly defying Asmodeus, he’d still be standing now. 

“ s’um- … “ he starts off well intentioned, though his voice dies quickly in his throat. Pity he can’t bring himself to talk plainly. “ Begging your pardon, m’lord, but Lord Beelzebub wanted to… address some policy concerns. Didn’t have the time, I’m afraid, least they visit themselves.” 

the sultry prince watched rather closely as the demon moved to sit.  he noted their posture     ----     tight and possibly practiced.  he was curious how many times the duke has been sent to meet with the other princes of hell.  he was almost willing to admit that he was impressed that the other was not trembling or tripping over their words.  asmodeus pushes himself from his chair with a low hum as he walks towards his small stash of liquor.     ❛     beez rarely visits,  my dear.  business or personal.  not that i’m complaining when they send such a handsome replacement.     ❜     he teased with a wink thrown over his shoulder.  their attention returns to pouring.

ANSWERING THIS ONE QUESTION MY FRIEND HAD HERE.

------     CHILDREN  &  REPRODUCING.

asmodeus cannot have children in the ways we think.  the power to create was made by GOD and eventually,  SATAN.  the demonic lord has the power to create in their own way.  asmodeus,  although a powerful demon,  cannot physically reproduce unless it is with another demon.  they cannot impregnate or be impregnated by a human.  it’s impossible.  even the cruelest sinners cannot reproduce with the prince.  it may also be involved with his sin of lust.  reproducing is typically seen as an act of love.  asmodeus rarely ever falls in love with his prey so the act of reproducing is very,  very slim.  if he did happen to reproduce with a human  ---  he’d be more than shocked.  for six-thousand years he has slept with many,  many humans and none have been impregnated or impregnated him.  would GOD truly allow demons to reproduce offspring with her humans  ?  very unlikely.

as mentioned,  asmodeus can have offspring with another demon.  it’s still a slim chance that he’ll reproduce because he really doesn’t want to have to raise a child.  he may like children but does he want one of his own  ?  no way.  that’s too much commitment.  what if the child was used as a weakness against him  ?  what if the child was just like him  ?  what if he came to care for the child  ?  he wouldn’t allow it.  that being said,  if he does end up having a child with another demon,  congratulations to that demon.  asmodeus must truly care for you.

brings me back to my temple in between those thighs [x]

                  starter call  : @ineffableduality​

❛     you think you need it,  you think you want love.     ❜     heels hit the tiled floor with echoing clicks.  hands coming to rest on shoulders,  fingernails sinking into the shirt’s material.  a threat.  (  DO NOT MOVE  ).  the prince leans at waist,  upper body lowering until lips were near the serpent’s ear.  there’s a faint chuckle.

                    starter call  :  @seekscryptids

starter call : @unlikelyduo

what people expect asmodeus is like vs what asmodeus is actually like.

edits  (c)  veggie / aemours. face claim  (c)  e.zra m.iller.