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One year can we just switch bake off around and make Paul bake for ex contestants. Like let's set him random tasks with tight time frames and very little instruction

I now want to add the task of making an ice cream cake in 35 degree heat because this is pissing me off

Mum says he should have the task of making really easy things like rice crispy buns but he only has 10 minutes. Or he has to make them but doesn’t have any chocolate or rice crispies

Lets say, hypothetically, my lover's got humor..... and for the sake of debate... lets say, she's the giggle at a funeral.

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

Wow this writing prompt aged poorly.

psa: if you’re a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who haven’t been to china in years/decades, and it’s starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that we’re a month into the panic.

it’s a leap yeap

LEAP YEAP!